The Yuan Twins

Thank you!

Aye.

Sharks are older than old men.

Oh, goody! We’re all going to get to experience the world of Mad Max firsthand because some diaper-wearing imbecile decided to start WW3.

If you want to know how fun it is to drive up and down the western coast of the United States while getting over con crud, drop us a line… so we can hang ourselves with it!

Just kidding. We know we can’t hang ourselves with a metaphorical line!

WRONG answers only!!! 😂🤪

Trees were also the original plastic waste.

If you’re gonna be poor, may as well be poor doing what you love!

😂😂

Do people still care what Van Sciver has to say?

We once had a conversation with David Sedaris about how to say hello in Japanese.

We’re being haunted by Mark Twain, which while unexpected is pretty cool

Oh, it IS!

We wouldn’t lie to you, Tilly! You amalgamation of theft and slop.

Cool beans!

We’ll be at #ECCC this weekend! So if anybody wants to, drop on by SUMMIT 26004!

We’ll be there!

Hey, Tilly! Why don’t you and all of your fake friends go and take a long, long, long, LOOOOOOONG walk to Gofuckyourself Bridge and take a flying leap into Getcompletelyfucked Canyon?

Thanks.

This is going to be a horrific shit storm.

Trump and his enablers need to be kicked out of office yesterday.

We’re gonna say yes? Maybe? 😁😬

THIS!!! 👆👆👆👆👆👆👆

As fans of vinyl and tapes, we say we understand. It may be a nostalgia thing or an auditory version of persistence of vision thing, but we dig the imperfections. They kind of make us an active participant in the whole listening process.

Congratulations! 😄👏

Great news!

We would, but there isn’t a comic of us interacting comfortably with strangers in a social setting.

Holy shit! We just had manga mansplained to us today!

We don’t know how you ladies deal with it on a regular basis because just this once was a phenomenal pain in our ass.

Age verification? We still write checks.

“You get to use the water slide. With no water. And it’s made of concrete. The rough kind.”

Man, they’re not gonna let that tool on the front lawn, much less approaching the gates.

Of course we studied the classics.