i've never heard of any of these. so to me a snake makes as much sense as a goat or a fuckin reindeer. more sense than the reindeer, really.
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i've never heard of any of these. so to me a snake makes as much sense as a goat or a fuckin reindeer. more sense than the reindeer, really.
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[in high pitched voice, out of the corner of my mouth] what sandwich did you eat Bill?
me: what's that? me? what sandwich did I just eat? well i'll tell you: smoked salmon, whipped cream cheese, red onion, capers, between two slices of rye toast
[cheers][applause]
he hates it doesn't he. i'll bet he hates it.
yyyeeeeeesssssssssssssssss
where do I begin
"or even the mummy" made me laugh
I just want you to know, this reply made me laugh a lot harder than my original joke did. I don't know what it is about it, but it really got me.
they don't seem to be in any kind of order whatsoever
The first post (and this one's free!) in my new Film Project, cousin to my Reading Project, is up! In this one, I cover what I consider to be a very natural double bill of Ib Melchior's THE ANGRY RED PLANET and Jia Zhangke's ASH IS PUREST WHITE.
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Timothée Chalamet Under Fire For Dismissive Comments About Traditional Japanese Puppet Theater Form ‘Bunraku’
Timothée Chalamet Under Fire For Dismissive Comments About Traditional Japanese Puppet Theater Form ‘Bunraku’ https://theonion.com/timothee-chalamet-under-fire-for-dismissive-comments-about-traditional-japanese-puppet-theater-form-bunraku/
Text saying "You've read your last free article."
Jacked action hero with goon in headlock, in raspy yet firm voice:
thank you, vin!
realizing that I am older than Douglas Adams was when he died, which feels very weird
I don't know what she requires of me exactly but yes okay.
No, I didn't even know about that. I've just long been interested in reading it, and was happy to see it back in print.
Well I need to let him know that I own all of his novels and story collections (none of the non-fiction yet) and fully intend to one day read at least a few of them. If that doesn't win him over, I guess we're out of luck, because I'm all out of ideas.
Well then get on the horn! You know people!
for example I could make the choice instead
Or ROCKY BALBOA. But definitely CREED.
Burgess Meredith deserved an Oscar for everything.
I know there's no "the" in ASH IS PUREST WHITE. I've removed it where I could.
Read this if you'd like to know what this Film Project entails.
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The first post (and this one's free!) in my new Film Project, cousin to my Reading Project, is up! In this one, I cover what I consider to be a very natural double bill of Ib Melchior's THE ANGRY RED PLANET and Jia Zhangke's ASH IS PUREST WHITE.
billryan64.substack.com/p/prisoners-...
this is how I access bluesky
what the fuck is going on