Cod

Just waves of loneliness nothing to worry about

We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet

buys more books so the other books aren’t lonely

I really hurt my back leaning over. Love my thirties

I am FURIOUS

Old Cracker Barrel tee triangle game that used to call you names like “ignoramoose” before it went woke and doesn’t insult you anymore, I guess

You’re mad about the Cracker Barrel sign????? Look at how they massacred my toy!

It’s my birthday :)

I’ve been having such a hard time lately. Just barely going through the motions. Not sure how I’m gonna be able to do 60-84 hour weeks out in Idaho

a black rabbit in a chainmail cloak being held up with two hands

it's dangerous to go alone, take this

burt's shrimp lip balm parody ad in an onion newspaper

really appreciating the onion as physical media.

bro (cat) only knows one word (meow)

Putting in my hours at the sadness factory making depression

My depression is getting worse and worse. Idk if I can travel for work for two weeks on my own.

Checked their posts and my guy needs to learn some new adjectives

when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet

The depression is just pulling me down a little more each day. I can feel myself becoming bitter and hopeless. It’s hard to even care about things

Can’t wait to work 12 hour days 6 days a week a thousand miles from the people I care about in the middle of nowhere. No overtime too! Gonna be great

Turned down the interview bc I just don’t have the accrued PTO to make more than a single round of interviews. I’m just gonna have to wait a while. I doubt I’d have made round 2 for this one anyway. It still breaks my heart a bit knowing how trapped I am.

Got a rejection letter early last week, telling me I was unqualified. Then Friday afternoon, I got an email from the same person to confirm my interview for Tuesday… I have to respond by tomorrow morning but they haven’t returned any contact about my questions. What do I do?

Yeah sure why not nitpick about something you don’t understand, when you hired me specifically because I understand it

Trying my best to keep going with this job. They just expect so much from me but still want to act like I’m stupid

Mouse with a timble of water and a broom debating how to tackle a big problem

Squeegee the Mouse is here to clean!

#sketchbook #art

Verizon really out here doing door-to-door sales in the year of our lord 2025

I got to hold my little baby nephew for the first time today and I’m 😭

Cheese May Actually Fuel Nightmares, Surprising Study Confirms Weird dreams and vivid nightmares following late-night consumption of cheese products are surprisingly common complaints, but scientific evidence linking the two has been lacking.

"You don't wanna eat that cheese, it'll give you nightmares. Matter of fact, it's best if you just drop that cheese right on the ground," said one of the study's lead researchers, barely able to stop their tail from wagging.

danny devito on it’s always sunny in philadelphia saying “you would have to be a real lowlife piece of shit to be proud to be an american”

happy independence day

For what is a boomerang but a loyal stick?

- Shakespeare