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I'm on social media a lot but it's hard to escape the conclusion that perhaps this was a mistake when looking at the President trying to talk to Iran's manager via tweet.

10.03.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 338 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
Yellow cargo bike with big yellow bucket in back in front of Shell gasoline sign showing gas prices fo 3.48 - 4.49.

Yellow cargo bike with big yellow bucket in back in front of Shell gasoline sign showing gas prices fo 3.48 - 4.49.

Beat rising gas prices with this one weird trick.

10.03.2026 18:10 πŸ‘ 280 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3

the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches

03.01.2026 21:19 πŸ‘ 12380 πŸ” 3896 πŸ’¬ 191 πŸ“Œ 352
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me but yassified cuz i cant draw myself well

10.03.2026 04:56 πŸ‘ 1166 πŸ” 147 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 0

only one man can save us from the mad king

09.03.2026 18:21 πŸ‘ 235 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 3
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goddamn is this a breath of fresh air after Allred 2024

10.03.2026 03:56 πŸ‘ 15871 πŸ” 3687 πŸ’¬ 156 πŸ“Œ 143
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10.03.2026 17:01 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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"Blueskee"

10.03.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 915 πŸ” 210 πŸ’¬ 89 πŸ“Œ 72
OPINION: I asked a former Trump official to justify this war

OPINION: I asked a former Trump official to justify this war

So the case for Congress is, once we have gone to war, if they don’t like it, they can remove the money?

Congress does not have a constitutional role in the declaration of war. Congress has a role in cutting off funds for wars, which it has threatened to do. And the president doesn’t have to get permission.

But yes, you can debate, you can decide. That’s his choice in how he wants to do it.

I mean, here I will quote the Constitution: β€œThe Congress shall have power to declare war, grant letters of marque and reprisal, and make rules concerning captures on land and water.”

So the case for Congress is, once we have gone to war, if they don’t like it, they can remove the money? Congress does not have a constitutional role in the declaration of war. Congress has a role in cutting off funds for wars, which it has threatened to do. And the president doesn’t have to get permission. But yes, you can debate, you can decide. That’s his choice in how he wants to do it. I mean, here I will quote the Constitution: β€œThe Congress shall have power to declare war, grant letters of marque and reprisal, and make rules concerning captures on land and water.”

Behold the intellectual might of the conservative legal movement

10.03.2026 12:17 πŸ‘ 2474 πŸ” 444 πŸ’¬ 59 πŸ“Œ 59
Three panel comic. Panel 1: three witches stand around a cauldron while one of them stirs. Panel 2: one of the witches adds a scoop of pre workout into the pot. Panel 3: the three witches are getting absolutely shredded in the gym.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: three witches stand around a cauldron while one of them stirs. Panel 2: one of the witches adds a scoop of pre workout into the pot. Panel 3: the three witches are getting absolutely shredded in the gym.

10.03.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 10675 πŸ” 2457 πŸ’¬ 73 πŸ“Œ 50
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sea horse

10.03.2026 01:23 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Easily the worst major national monument in the country

Pretty sure most pictures of it are taken really close, so if you go see it in real life it looks tiny.

09.03.2026 23:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Same thing

09.03.2026 23:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Israel eliminated post from fox sports

Israel eliminated post from fox sports

Fox Sports graphics department going hard

09.03.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 1786 πŸ” 334 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 36
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I love this bird

03.03.2026 01:12 πŸ‘ 2216 πŸ” 452 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0

make him the opposition leader NOW

09.03.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

😭😭😭😭where was this and who was he talking to????

09.03.2026 17:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
a copy of the onion newspaper with an ad for β€œlive mule execution by hydraulic press β€” only on cbs, tuesdays at 8pm eastern”

a copy of the onion newspaper with an ad for β€œlive mule execution by hydraulic press β€” only on cbs, tuesdays at 8pm eastern”

shout out to print media

06.03.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 479 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 10:01 πŸ‘ 3154 πŸ” 653 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 75
Framed by a full moon rising over hilltop, a female warrior poses triumphantly with her foot on the corpse of a defeated foe. Her heavy armor is a combination of segmented plate and exposed chainmail. Pauldrons flare wing-like, as does the bottom of her helm which is topped with a high tassel. Unrestrained wispy blonde hair is caught by the breeze. She holds a long spear with ribbons also stirring. A heavy mace hangs on her opposite hip while a sword with thin curving blade and crescent ornament on the grip hangs low on her back. A black steed cranes its neck ever so slightly to see around her.

Framed by a full moon rising over hilltop, a female warrior poses triumphantly with her foot on the corpse of a defeated foe. Her heavy armor is a combination of segmented plate and exposed chainmail. Pauldrons flare wing-like, as does the bottom of her helm which is topped with a high tassel. Unrestrained wispy blonde hair is caught by the breeze. She holds a long spear with ribbons also stirring. A heavy mace hangs on her opposite hip while a sword with thin curving blade and crescent ornament on the grip hangs low on her back. A black steed cranes its neck ever so slightly to see around her.

AMAZONS (1979)
Acrylic on Watercolor Board - 24" x 17"



When doing a cover for an anthology, I usually just had to come up with an image that communicated the underlying theme tying the stories together, and then run with it. 1/3

09.03.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 648 πŸ” 107 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3

Trump actually being secretly woke by destroying American influence globally while making fossil fuels prohibitively expensive

09.03.2026 05:23 πŸ‘ 72 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Libbing out for the TL: Wow great work Trump!

Climate Stalining Internally: Only once you pay a price reflective of the true external impacts of your addiction to and reliance on oil will you see that this is no way to live. Good news is we’re not going to wait that long

07.03.2026 21:54 πŸ‘ 287 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2
calvin: HEY DAD, I'M DOING A TRAFFIC SAFETY POSTER.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS FOR A SLOGAN?

calvin’s dad: SURE! "CYCLISTS HAVE A RIGHT TO THE ROAD TOO, YOU NOISY, POLLUTING, INCONSIDERATE MANIACS!
I HOPE GAS GOES UP TO EIGHT BUCKS A GALLON!"

calvin: THANKS, DAD.
I'LL GO ASK MOM.

calvin’s dad: WHY ? THAT'S A GREAT SLOGAN!

calvin: HEY DAD, I'M DOING A TRAFFIC SAFETY POSTER. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS FOR A SLOGAN? calvin’s dad: SURE! "CYCLISTS HAVE A RIGHT TO THE ROAD TOO, YOU NOISY, POLLUTING, INCONSIDERATE MANIACS! I HOPE GAS GOES UP TO EIGHT BUCKS A GALLON!" calvin: THANKS, DAD. I'LL GO ASK MOM. calvin’s dad: WHY ? THAT'S A GREAT SLOGAN!

every day he’s vindicated

07.03.2026 22:06 πŸ‘ 976 πŸ” 196 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 7

so its gonna be in the 70s this week and then next week its back to the 30s? what the fuck

09.03.2026 04:08 πŸ‘ 292 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 21
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holy shit

09.03.2026 01:20 πŸ‘ 14046 πŸ” 3061 πŸ’¬ 234 πŸ“Œ 598

follow for baby birds

09.03.2026 06:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step β€œdesigned for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

09.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 12383 πŸ” 7497 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 3
user 1: damn oil prices are tanking wtf

user 1: damn oil prices are tanking wtf

user 1: back down to 104
user 2: only 104!!!!

user 1: back down to 104 user 2: only 104!!!!

guys good news, oil prices are down to $104 dollars!

09.03.2026 06:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of ralph and lisa from the simpsons talking Alt: a cartoon of ralph and lisa from the simpsons. lisa is breaking ralph's heart

tfw you have the sudden realization that a mutual has you on mute

09.03.2026 03:35 πŸ‘ 310 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 2
ground type hatsune miku from the pokémon project voltage collaboration. she has a gloved hand against her cheek, while looking out in the distance. behind her is a desert landscape with purple clouds and her flygon partner flying above the sand 🎨

ground type hatsune miku from the pokémon project voltage collaboration. she has a gloved hand against her cheek, while looking out in the distance. behind her is a desert landscape with purple clouds and her flygon partner flying above the sand 🎨

happy miku day!!

one of the coolest project voltage designs as chosen by YOU 🫡, to celebrate πŸ₯³

(please ignore that this was meant to be done for pokΓ©mon month lmao)

09.03.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 300 πŸ” 95 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0