Nothing some booty can’t solve. Lalala
21.04.2025 02:49
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Nothing some booty can’t solve. Lalala
So you’re saying that your kryptonite is having a good match?? Got it.
Steroids. When he started doing steroids.
When he starting investing in vials of TRT and hypodermic needles.
IE: He’s on fucking steroids.
😂 we both a couple of skinny legends.
Now me and you both know….I’m ALWAYS up.
I use all terms interchangeably.
Lmfao welp. Can’t participate in this one. I hope they all ___ in an ___ and their ___ fall ___.
The safety in knowing that, no matter what, my truth has set me the fuck free.
An optimistic realist. Just because shit is fucked, doesn’t mean it can get unfucked.
It’s unnecessary and makes a terrible first impression.
Making “top” or “bottom” your personality….
I really fell in love with the best kinda Taurus man 🫦🥺
20 more days.
Long story short: her husband’s lack of performance was causing her anxiety, which was triggering the dog’s.
The dog is on Prozac now and doing wonderfully, idk if they found any hard (pun intended) solution for the humans though 😂
Had a behavioral consult with a client about her German Shepherd’s anxiety. She proceeds to tell me about the dog’s anxiety starting around the same time as hers.
Me: and what’s been the cause of your anxiety?
Her: well my husband was recently diagnosed with erectyle dysfunction.
Me:
Did you just call me a “fake ass bitch?”
I elevated a rookie to main event status. Your pockets are welcome, bitch.
The fucking what? 😂
You’re small and incapable.
You’re welcome.
The finish:
The match:
We is re-….
Listen, it’s not my fault your old ass survived the asteroid. Fucking Pterodactyl body ass boy.
My temperament bipolar, I choose violence.
TWIN!
