i fucked up my omelette and accidentally made scrambled eggs ๐ญ
@cora-xox
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i fucked up my omelette and accidentally made scrambled eggs ๐ญ
god iโm so hangry i need everyone to fuck off and explode
why do customers come into my tiny shop and manage to spend 40 minutes here?? and they donโt fucking buy anything. and now my lunch is cold ๐ญ
i love doing my little word search before bed like an old lady
i hate being an adult. my friends canโt come over for a sleepover and watch high school musical because they all have jobs ๐ญ
realll. i have a few friends that iโve known for 10+ years who understand me. itโs mainly new friends that drop me after a few years cause they cba with me
i get you completely. iโm not diagnosed yet. iโve been on the waiting list for ages tho. friendships are just so hard
who doesnโt want you here?? everyone wants you here lovely โฅ๏ธ
happy international womenโs day!!! โฅ๏ธ
update: apparently i talk negatively about everyone and itโs โhard to deal withโ. โeveryoneโ being the people that assaulted me or fucked me over. great
still havenโt forgiven that bitch in 2009 for stealing my bratz genie magic jade doll
scones are underrated
Am froont? Or am vegetal? Top 10 Questions Scientists Still Can't Answer To This Day with a picture of a humanoid tomato
โiโm just trying to find less dramaโ and the drama is you just telling them stuff thatโs going on in your life
why is it so hard to be liked as an autistic person? you make friends, everythingโs fine, no drama until one day they cut you off completely. like if iโm doing something wrong then tell me?? i donโt understand why neurotypicals are like this
iโve typed the message out but iโm too scared to send it now. iโm waiting on my other friends opinions to see if it sounds okay ๐
bored so iโm gonna message my ex best friend for shits and giggles
update on my exโs girlfriend messaging me. apparently they broke up and now weโre going for drinks together in a few weeks ๐ซถ
the same thing happened to me. my friend just ghosted me. like one day weโre best friends the next weโre not. we didnโt fight or fall out. she just cut me off
you know what sucks? seeing something and wanting to tell your best friend immediately but then remembering she hasnโt spoken to you in 2 years and youโre not best friends anymore :(
i mean i get it. iโm hot and sexy with an amazing personality but damn
my exact reaction
so turns out my ex (who i broke up with 4 years ago) is still obsessed with me. he talked about me that much to his girlfriend that she thought i broke up with him recently. insane
my exes girlfriend just messaged me to ask if he treated me like shit too. i feel like crying rn. i knew i wasnโt crazy
a friend is staying with me for a bit and iโm trying to think of ideas of stuff we can do but i live in a small town and all weโve got are pubs and a slavery museum ๐ญ
once again i have made too much spaghetti
told my mum iโm eating healthy from now on and sheโs gone and bought me 2 chocolate easter eggs and a pistachio croissant ๐ญ
i love forcing people to watch the weird movies i like
why do my old ass neighbours have to shag so loudly ๐
my brother told him i fancy him before we called so that was great. him knowing i fancy him the entire call wasnโt awkward at all