I think if you're an American, and you get killed by the Taliban, that's on you for being somewhere you had no business being. Won't catch me sympathizing with troops killed in action
If you're kinky, it's good to make friends with people who you aren't sleeping with but can tell what you're up to. If only to let you know if there's an actual ethical issue with your plan you didn't spot or to be impressed by your imagination
What I wouldn't give to be 20 years old, drunk for the first time, sitting in a friend's lap getting crossfaded off the smoke he's shotgunning to me between giggly kisses surrounded by his friends. Secure in the knowledge that I am safe, loved and will wake up to pancakes and no hangover
Everyone say thank you trans women. We love you trans women
Every one of my peers that made a career in the military was absolutely insufferable before they enlisted and only made worse by their time in the military. Thankful every day that I was ineligible to enlist because it absolutely would have made me a worse person too.
I actually hate being the bigger person. I should get to be petty and spiteful and not use any I statements and still get exactly what I want
Women are capable professionals and education is good and divorce is fine and also [the most crazy regressive idea of a wife's role and duties] and domestic violence is abhorrent and its fine to abuse children and question authority and be obedient and birth control is good and sex is degrading
Spending so much time with my family recently had made me reflect on a lot of the messaging I received from them as a child. A lot of it is very contradictory and some of it I need to keep working to root out
I just want to read about my blorbos in situations!
AO3 keeps being up while I'm busy and then down when I'm free. God must hate me
I'd bail you out in a heart beat
*receives what are probably really hot photos*
Ehh your bow is a little crooked in the 3rd and you look too stiff in the 2nd. Try cupping your ass check to make it a little rounder. Yeah that looks better. Good to go, boss.
Anyone whose received nudes from my platonic partner should spare a mental thank you to me because I see the raw shots and help them correct thier angles before release
I started participating in kink at 14 and the stark difference in my risk awareness between now and then is staggering. Some of the things I might execute as an adult would've made me queasy to consider back then. But now I've got a blood born pathogen certification and no fear
My partner wants me to injure them and then get my name tattooed under the scar. I'm being completely normal about this and definitely explaining why that's a bad idea and not googling the least risky ways to make this happen
I think I would've been good at a full contact sport as a teen. I had anger issues and was closeted. What other skills could be needed?
Is Hawley even in the news? Idk idc. That man is my number one enemy and when I'm having a bad day, I contemplate his inevitable death to feel better.
Begging Josh Hawley to pull a Budd Dwyer
I hate when a mediocre song has just one line that really grabs me. Now I gotta listen to 3 minutes of bullshit to get to the line I wanna hear
I've had the day collar longer than the wedding ring
I cannot wait for the day that civil marraige is a relic of the past and my relationship status is not a matter of contract law
Sometimes I think about the institution of marraige too long before catching myself, that I signed a religious contract rendering myself property of someone else, and I find myself reflexively googling divorce lawyers before I remember that I chose it on purpose and that I'm not a hostage
I wish Strugill Simpson enunciated a little more. I really like some of these songs but im only catching 1/3 of the lyrics
So thankful I'm not a drunk texted because I can't fathom how insufferably corny I would get without my better judgements to slow me down
I would rather every nude I've ever taken be leaked than even half of the overly sentimental shit in the dms with my bestie. It would be far less devastating to my public persona and certainly way easier to explain
I'm meant to be filling out government paperwork, instead Im thinking about how treating the undernegotiation of kink in fiction as something inherantly objectionable positions "vanilla" sex as neutral, natural, and without need for negotiation. As though it is intrinsically less fraught/dangerous
God bless my long-suffering partner. Love of my life. Knows me better than anyone else alive. Let's me be a slut vicariously.
Nothing ruins a (fictional) scene faster than an explanation of the stoplight system. That man would NOT know what that is
Screenshot of text reading "they are not doing SSC, they are not doing RACK, they are raw dogging it on impulse and a dream. They're both obviously into it, but if good consent practices in fiction are important to you, you might want to skip this!"
I think they should be more fucked up actually.
I forgot smoking is against Jewish law. There goes that plan.
