I quit doing rap battles after I rhymed “spam” with “alakazam.” I knew I couldn’t top that.
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I quit doing rap battles after I rhymed “spam” with “alakazam.” I knew I couldn’t top that.
Nobody can seize defeat from the jaws of victory like the Democrats!
Yes I’m religious, I believe in the holy trinity
Yes I’m religious, I believe in the holy trinity
Trump has normalized exactly that.
Any meal is a square meal as long as it comes with four sides.
Lucy Dacus and Julien Baker flank Billy Idol at Paris Fashion Week. Idol walked in the Ann Demeulemeester show. (I loved Stereogum's caption.)
Sterogum: "boygenius reunion 🥰"
Bob Dylan quote from 1966: “You don’t need my autograph. If you needed it, I’d give it to you.”
Actual quote, and you really can’t argue with his logic here.
Robert Palmer & Lou Rawls doing a medley of their hits.
#RandomDaydream
He’s keeping her on the payroll for his own protection. He doesn’t want another MTG badmouthing him to MAGA.
How I feel when someone blocks me.
How I feel when someone blocks me.
How I feel when someone blocks me.
Pam Bondi is the Roy Cohn of Ghislaine Maxwells.
Could be a great opportunity for proud boys and ice agents.
Ah yes, when one cannot win by policies, one turns to fuckery.
What if I told you that one day in your late 40s you’ll be forced to fast then drink something that makes you violently shit for 24-hours before a group of doctors drug you and shove a camera up your ass and the worst part of the whole experience is the way the drink tastes?
If she were still alive, the acclaimed British actress I would most wish to clear my driveway is Joan Plowright.
if dogs ran things we’d have
smell-o-vision by now
Sorry if you have a heart attack near me because I only know CCR and Proud Mary’s gonna be the last thing you hear
Oh boy, the letter that the White House is about to receive from Dems is going to be so sternly worded, it will be game over.
Congress no longer wields any power. We’re on our own.
This is hurting my brain.
Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.
Spent about 5 minutes quietly struggling to open the zipper of a package of pepperoni, but that's not any indicator of how high I am since I will do that even sober and rested
