Sam

They're the Cardinals of the AFC. Just a generic build-a-team

It's windy as hell today

Me, when it's windy as hell

Liza Minnelli says her affair with Martin Scorsese had 'more layers than a lasagna'

Garfield trying to describe an affair: "Okay, so imagine a lasagna"

Guys who work construction and only eat food from the gas station just fell to their knees

Idk what happened, but I'm assuming it's the Raiders' fault

Where's the Tanking denial tier? "No, no, they're not bad. They're tanking! Just pretending to be bad on purpose, it's part of the plan!"

Say what you will about Daniel Jones, but he's very confident, and he loves crippling franchises

Is there anyone else who is as good at picking the right seasons to play just well enough to ruin teams?

I don't wanna brag, but I'm one of those 54k views. I watched it at least ten days ago #TrendSetter

This is cinema

Rich is wearing his old man hat

Did you know that Angela Lansbury appears in an episode of Magnum p.i for a Murder, She Wrote crossover? '80s tv was crazy

Audrey Niffenegger

Crazy name

Are you gonna ruin someone's draft by taking a picture with them?

You okay Claire?

What? You don't like my reference? It's pretty good

Single orange female

She's clearly orange...

Mhmm... almost like conservatives don't actually care about women's sports

I don't think I've heard other countries chanting like that.

Do other countries have a chant like we have with "U-S-A!"?

Fellowship is about how cool it is to go camping and hiking with your bros. The other movies are about the crushing weight of responsibility and temptation

Canada's dark reality

The Canadian team showing up with black maple leafs on their jerseys

Canada's dark reality

Will your next book be about figure skating?

Is she related to Aaron Glenn?

Alysa Liu jumping on the Olympic podium, looking cool and happy, unlike elon musk, who looks stupid as hell when he jumps

This is how elon thinks he looks when he does his stupid jump

"All work and no lasagna makes Garfield dull boy"

I don't know if I've ever seen an athlete put up such a dominant performance while obviously just having fun

I bet an average woman would've jumped on that fumble