Lostcatdog

Watching the Oscars is like going to the company picnic for a corporation where you don’t work

he’s gonna give a speech in front of an AI generated banner that says, “ŃMIMMS1ØN ACĞŒMPLISSHEP”

John Lennon doing that stupid walk

Walking away from Omelas like

Hasbro’s CEO on J.K. Rowling. We just published our new Decoder interview with Chris Cocks, the head of Hasbro. I asked him directly about how he thinks about author J.K. Rowling’s politics and what it’s done to the Harry Potter f...

cannot stress enough that "separate the art from the artist" was meant for private individuals reconciling the art they love with its flawed creators and not meant for the ceo of a company driving a dump truck of money up to a bigot's front porch

www.theverge.com/podcast/8914...

Celebrating International Women’s Day by asking Grok to give Snoopy boobs

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

Epic Fury’s frontman asked to leave Warped Tour after inappropriate behavior

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

Just once, it would be nice if he had to do the reaping instead of just the sowing. Maybe we could find some sort of reaper to grimly show him how.

Somehow the writer Donna Tartt has become a running joke in my house? My older kid is reading The Goldfinch so my younger is saying random things like “Donna Tartt texted me and said don’t forget the pickles”

Numb life choose me

SAM ALTMAN: What no one understands is that no one at the beach can stop you from scooping up as many shells as you want. An endless well of seashells for the taking. INTERVIEWER: Mhm. ALTMAN: Look I have a bunch in my pocket right here. INTERVIEWER: Wow that's incredible. And they're all already crushed up too.

ALTMAN: Yes well I crushed them. They didn't start crushed. I took them home and then I crushed them. INTERVIEWER: Mhm. Mhm. ALTMAN: You can eat them. I eat them everyday. That's why I crush them. Here have a taste. INTERVIEWER: Wow these are great. It feels like eating teeth. ALTMAN: Right? Human teeth. Isn't it incredible? I died in 2023.

Extremely revealing details in this interview

Please keep my imaginary best friend Louis Longebones in your prayers. He’s 12 feet tall and hates spaghetti and just learned he’s got the rickets

ok its time for the feelings post:
folks the show Strip Law comes out tomorrow on Netflix

i never thought id get my own thing to show everyone what i think is funny. i spent the last 2.5ish years (along with tons of other creatives to be lauded later) putting my entire being into this show...

Billion dollar idea: WeWork for shitting

Of all the things we are doing in MN, this one is just beyond. Imagine being released from hell alone in the cold. And a total stranger has waited all night with a blanket just to be ready to hug you and carry you home. Every job we do is crucial, but this one is what restores humanity and dignity.

Incredible. We got to "Is a pedophile island really all that bad?" five times faster than I thought.

Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.

I’m so sorry Jeff ❤️

The “nightmare scenario” for this year’s fall elections: I go to vote but forgot to study for the election, then I get a boner in front of the class and accidentally call the teacher “mom” and then all my teeth fall out

Okay, I’ve heard all the criticisms. I agree now that my plan to create a Jonestown on Mars was foolish and dangerous. I will instead be building a much more achievable Jonestown on the Moon

Playfully toeing that line between high-functioning weirdo and low-functioning normie

ah i can answer this trick question actually. novels are not a race

Opinion page of the Onion Jan-Feb 2026 issue with a piece titled "Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?" by Sam Altman, CEO of OpenAI

@theonion.com is so worth the subscription for this

Who could this be? Hmm…

ME: I need some sleep…

THE GELATINOUS MASS OF SENTIENT ANXIETY THAT LIVES INSIDE MY CHEST AND FEEDS ON GRIEF: ʸᵒᵘ ˢʰᵒᵘˡᵈ ˡᵒᵒᵏ ᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦⁿᵗᵉʳⁿᵉᵗ

ME: I should look at the internet

It’s a big tent!

Watched part of the new season of Queer Eye, and the whole “we just need to talk to each other” thing just feels so dated. Evil pedophiles are plotting to destroy our country, we don’t need to find common ground with them!