AmbyLotl

Smart= more wrinkles= more surface area= more space for Dodo and Reuben to live in your brain

mecchi born on pi day? maybe thats why ur so smart :3🤓

QRP with women in suits

Eldritch Around 💖👁💔 (1/2)

the US is doing the empire version of those guys who go spelunking without a plan and wriggle themselves into an inescapable crevice and suffocate

Amazing. I'm on a blocklist for people who hate AI, and I'm on a blocklist for people who like AI

Apparently I’m both leftist AND maga which is news to me!

Confession#37.

in large golden text: "Vostroyan 103rd Chutistes". text underneath reads, "In the fringes of the Calixis Sector, The Spear of Krasnoya orbits the rebelling hive world, Castor Prime. In her bowels are a complement of elite operatives known as the Chutistes. Led by the Honorable Commandante Shuvalov, they have been instrumental in breaking through to the Daedelus Domain. Their aim is simple, covertly establish lodgements that would aid in the capture of key worlds. Prepared for any clime and mission, the 103rd eagerly await the day that they drop into the abyss and herald the light of the Emperor." Two soldiers in power armor stand on either side, the soldier on the left is named "Soldat Mosn" and the one on the right is named "Canonnier Fyodorov".

I wanna try out KillTeam soon (and even possibly start collecting a funny lil guard army) so i decided to write out a short lil backstory for these goobers so that i have something to work with :)

#killteam #originalcharacters #imperialguard #vostroyans #aquilons #referencesheet #40k

its only been like a week and this is already one of the stupidest things anyone's ever posted

Everybody- for real? Cumming to frustrate each other is not a fun way to cum

A series of colored rendered poses of Dahlia in a human form. She has light brown skin with grey steel eyes and red hair. She has a voluptuous thicc figure, with a thin waist. She is dressed in a black loose gown with two slits that show off her legs. She got some thigh highs and some big red boots. Theres some floral patterns to it The lefthand drawing is her waving a bell, while having a manic expression. She says "Doom and woe, foolish mortal! The Hell Bell tolls for you! 100-years anxiety!" The second hand drawing consist of a close up of her face making a mischevious expression. At the bottom she is doing a funky little shimmy. The central and main drawing is a full-body pose of her dancing. There are embers all around.

Who's this weirdo -- oh

#myart | #dahlia

working the ball, or just there for a good time? you decide... 🦋🔍🔍

#pokemon

Must've been one precocious lil orphan if they were allowed to continue their service as a servo skull 💀✨

A Servo Skull armed with a Plasma Pistol

Another imperial orphan who, through no fault of their own, was selected for servitorization. Their body was deemed too frail to support any heavy machinery, and was ground up into corpse-starch. The head will serve as a splendid base for a Servo Skull!

Happy #MarchofRobots!

don't worry, the U.S. is fully capable of removing mines from the Strait of Hormuz, we didn't just decommission out last mine- sweepers in the area and replace them with Littoral Combat Ships (the worst boats in the fleet by wide agreement) with untested mine interdiction upgrades

GREAT NEWS!!!!! 😭❤️❤️❤️❤️

Professor Tangrowth and Ditto from Pokemon Pokopia sitting by the fire and looking up at the sky

We will see our friends again someday, so we will care for this world they left behind. And I know they will be proud of us.

photo of a tabby cat laying on her side on top of a box. her tail is over her legs.

a black and white cartoon doodle version of the cat in the previous picture

draw me like one of ur french cats

a preview of a cat sticker made to look like a science textbook diagram of a mitochondria

the meow-tochondria, paw-erhouse of the cell🧬😸

with the inner and outer meowmbrane, meowtrix, meowtochondrial DNA, and the mrowbososomes. science!!!!!!

sticker: mcapriglione.art

Photo of a plus sized person wearing pink and white jirai kei / ryousangata coord

Another pose of the coord

Photo of a can of strawberry milk tea next to a package of a strawberry sando

Strawberries and cream 🩷🍓🍰

an illustration by Spindle of the characters Nanami, a volh (essentially a false-dragonborn) woman with white horns and long black hair, kissing and fingering Felt (a rabbitfolk woman with short pink hair). The view is from outside a window peeking onto them

meanwhile, with Felt and Nanami <3

Nancy 3/11/26

[utau] lilith birthday next wednesday

[fe] bite-sized fe9 units

on a stickersheet here: hoshizoralone.bigcartel.com/product/new-...

why the fuck did this get 700 reskeets i only drew this because i was missing ikesoren can everyone who reskeeted contribute a ikesoren makeout image. for the community

Panel 1: Two swans, floating on a water, very swan-ily. P2: Same POV, but now the swans have raised their wings. P3: Again, same POV, but now the wings are fully up, and the swans' necks are lowered and extended. P4: GO! The swans shoot forward at speed, leaving trails of water in their wake. Their necks are fully extended, beaks open. P5: A side-on view of water against a green sky. P6: Same POV, but now the swans have burst into view. However, the only thing moving --at tremendous speed-- are their necks, stretching out impossibly. P7: We close in on a side-on view of the swans' heads, beaks closed in a look of swan-y determination. They are literally neck & neck. P8: The background begins to swirl as the swans pick up speed. They spiral towards the centre from the upper left & lower right corners. P9: A dramatic reveal of a Jack Kirby-like cosmic scene, with a blazing sun in the bottom right corner, and a "krackle" filled purple sky. The swans' necks spiral around each other

territorial dispute