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No brains, no headache Sweater guy

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I just helped someone who doesn't speak English navigate Grand Central to the LIRR. I rarely feel more useful than when helping someone get around the city. Just a rock solid serotonin boost.

11.03.2026 14:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hell yeah, brother!

11.03.2026 13:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bam is the Black Mamba now

11.03.2026 11:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 27 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

No Bam only got 83

11.03.2026 02:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

36-43 at the line lmao

11.03.2026 02:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He has 6 minutes to do the funniest pettiest thing in sports history

11.03.2026 02:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bam Adebayo more than doubled his previous career high of 41, set on Jan. 23, 2021, in a 128โ€“124 loss to the Nets

11.03.2026 02:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sun

11.03.2026 02:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just another top 2 conversation he'll never be in again

11.03.2026 02:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

H82ers delight!

11.03.2026 02:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Age ain't nothin' but a felony

11.03.2026 01:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A beatboxer? Nah man - I'm an onomatopoet

11.03.2026 00:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 60 ๐Ÿ” 33 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They are tanking out loud. They have a giant neon sign pointed at Glendale that says "WE ARE TANKING". They are in the shadow of the White Tank Mountains

10.03.2026 21:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I catfish myself at work all the time

10.03.2026 14:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You are on one this morning

10.03.2026 12:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How does a portrait of a human stack up against a Frankensteined cadaver composed of stolen corpses we have propped up against a wall? Take our quiz to find out

10.03.2026 11:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did they notice how tired you were?

10.03.2026 02:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not polling "AI, that is Allen Iverson" feels like a missed opportunity here

09.03.2026 13:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
the Jesus is my coach figurine with two kids , one passing him the ball the other tackling him, its white Jesus, very white jesus

the Jesus is my coach figurine with two kids , one passing him the ball the other tackling him, its white Jesus, very white jesus

its weird that the coach is playing right?

09.03.2026 04:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 90 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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This scene from The Magnificent Ambersons hits in a whole lotta ways rn

09.03.2026 04:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 103 ๐Ÿ” 29 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

So glad Collin came over and busted the interview. National games are no excuse

09.03.2026 04:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Throwing in the towel???

09.03.2026 04:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That was silly by Gillespie

09.03.2026 04:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ’ฏ

09.03.2026 04:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Get a stop and blow the ding dang doors off

09.03.2026 04:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Suns introducing Fleming, Maluach and Highsmith this effectively 60 games into the season is diabolical

09.03.2026 04:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Beautiful heads up play to feed Jalen

09.03.2026 03:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I saw the light leave K-Ray's eyes when he had to segue to the DraftKings odds

09.03.2026 03:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿณ๐Ÿ’‹

09.03.2026 03:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Channel Islands of California on google maps with wavy text

Channel Islands of California on google maps with wavy text

No reason for Google maps to lay out text this way, feels like someone wanted to show off.

09.03.2026 03:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0