Ashley May King

Corn maze season is almost here CORN MAZE SEASONNNN

If I have to see old men’s nipples poke through their stupid little golf shirts, you can deal with the faint outline of mine through a tshirt.

I swear it works!!! The shards stick into the bread and it gets the tiny pieces you can’t even see let alone get with a paper towel.

Which of my mental health diagnoses is responsible for me feeling the need to be “a pleasure to have in class” in every situation?

Wait, not everyone cleans up broken glass with a piece of bread? Is this an Appalachian thing?

My horror movie watch starts September 1, what needs to be on my list?

If this doesn't get you to listen to Oddity Roadshow. I don't know what will. This baby is from our most recent episode with @ashleymayking.bsky.social and I love her. She Baby Emma. She crawls in a lot of different ways.

Thanks to @fibbermcgee.bsky.social for the amazing fan art.

I did that thing where I forgot I had this account again, oops. Uhh did I miss anything?

Pssst, if you find yourself at @theatlantaopera.bsky.social keep an eye out for the demo of the game I designed, “Forging a Hero: Siegfried.” ⚔️

Available for digital download next Friday. 👀

Happy GenCon event submission deadline to all who celebrate. 🙏

I want to sit inside it so badly

I mean look at this www.facebook.com/marketplace/...

Desperately need to run more paid games so I can buy more cursed objects off of Facebook marketplace.

We always long for the things that hurt us the most (flamin’ hot cheetos).

Teaching my cat to play fetch has resulted in waking up to a pile of toys stacked by my hand every morning.

The eccentric aristocracy just doesn’t fund artists like they used to.

Please someone sponsor me to live in a lighthouse for a month so I can go just a little insane and finish this story I’m writing.

The Lost Episode? Lessons from Ashley May King on Mastering the Art of DMing in Horror and Mystery How to Be a Better DM: Dungeon Master Tips for the DM Newbie, the Hobbyist and the Forever DM · Episode

Listen to How to Be a Better DM to catch some of my tips and tricks for terrifying your players and crafting the perfect horror story!

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Being a horror GM basically

You all I am SO CLOSE to my ideal sample size, can we get there?? 🤞

Horror, Trauma & the Mind: A Study on Media and Mental Health This research explores how people engage with horror media—whether through movies, books, video games, TTRPGs, or other forms—and how it makes them feel. Your responses will help shed light on the way...

Why do we love horror? Or fear it?

I’m researching horror media and mental health, and I’d love your input in this short, anonymous survey. Take a few minutes to share your thoughts!

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Girls don’t want boys, girls want Monstrorum Historia Memorabilis by Johannes Schenk von Grafenberg.

Did you pretend to be possessed as a kid to scare your friends or were you, like, normal?

Why are the last 10 steps from my car to my front door so hard to take after an outing? I want to go to bed, I want my pajamas, I want a little snack even but I’ve been sitting here for 30 minutes.

I just ran a game so I get a little rot time, as a treat.

Fuck it, time to bring back twee fashion.

My favorite category of outfits is “still hot despite my best efforts.”

My Spotify DJ has no idea what I’m into.

Eggy in a basket is my party trick, it’s a good skill to have 🤌

Last night, I started my first ever slow clap. I think I’ve peaked.

It’s not that I don’t like you, Bluesky, it’s just I never developed object permanence.