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Men Yell at Me. I write books.

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All of that to say, it’s a weak indicator and nothing you posted here contradicts the initial statement that “book advance has very little to do with the success of a book” got it

09.03.2026 21:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yeah advances have to little to do with the actual success of a book

09.03.2026 21:06 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
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The pride and power of Iowa State basketball's Audi Crooks Audi Crooks hears the haters. But Iowa State's star inherited resilience from her mom and joy from her dad. Her high-scoring game is the ultimate counterpoint.

Spent some time in Iowa and went long on Iowa State’s Audi Crooks. Despite her dominance, she deals with a lot of negativity, especially about her body. But no matter what is said about her, Audi Crooks wears a smile. www.espn.com/womens-colle...

08.03.2026 13:23 👍 3505 🔁 592 💬 126 📌 49
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Dingus of the week: A dingus blunderbuss | Men Yell at Me by Lyz Lenz Get more from Men Yell at Me by Lyz Lenz on Patreon

"He takes a massive bite of the burger and dips the fries generously in the Frosty, like a lusty lad who knows his way around a value menu." @lyz.bsky.social www.patreon.com/posts/dingus...

07.03.2026 15:52 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

I took up running 20 years ago and now I’m insufferable. Is it the running or just my personality? We will never know

06.03.2026 21:59 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I don’t even listen to the advice I ask for so this wisdom is wasted on me, I’m so sorry

06.03.2026 19:38 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I think it’s also the stretching and balance and focusing on something else than the horrors? But I haven’t done a study

06.03.2026 19:27 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

shut up, Caroline

06.03.2026 19:26 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

oh damn

06.03.2026 19:26 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

lol have you ever been? what’s the factory settings?

06.03.2026 19:25 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That’s right. Stay strong 💪

06.03.2026 19:25 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I hate to admit it but actually turning my phone off and doing an hour of yoga a day actually helps my mental health.

06.03.2026 19:23 👍 145 🔁 5 💬 5 📌 2
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Dingus of the week: A dingus blunderbuss | Men Yell at Me by Lyz Lenz Get more from Men Yell at Me by Lyz Lenz on Patreon

by @lyz.bsky.social "This illegal war has to really piss off George W. Bush. Because what’s his legacy now that an even dumber man has invaded the Middle East on an even flimsier premise with even less of a plan? Now all he has are his paintings and his nightmares"

06.03.2026 14:16 👍 15 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

I won a lifetime membership to the NRA at the age of 10 by winning a marksmanship competition with a French dueling pistol

06.03.2026 00:02 👍 97 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I was talking to another writer about AWP and I said I wasn’t going. And he reminded me that we met at AWP when I bullied him into buying people drinks and told him something he said was stupid. I have no memory of this but I’m so happy that I always remain on brand.

06.03.2026 00:02 👍 40 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy Women’s History month to Kristi Noem who really broke that glass ceiling of evil

05.03.2026 22:13 👍 93 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 0

So awkward that Kristi Noem and Markwayne Mullin have to pull a Face Off now

05.03.2026 19:17 👍 55 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 0

Kristi Noem handing in her computer, badge, and hair extensions

05.03.2026 19:16 👍 84 🔁 5 💬 8 📌 1

No

05.03.2026 19:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Send it! I want to yell at him

05.03.2026 19:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Dingus of the week: Markwayne Mullin | Men Yell at Me by Lyz Lenz Get more from Men Yell at Me by Lyz Lenz on Patreon

He’s the kind of guy who gets mad when you say Taylor Swift put Travis Kelce on the map. His porn is probably just the Green M&M before she lost her high heels. www.patreon.com/posts/140388...

05.03.2026 19:03 👍 26 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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Dingus of the Week: Kristi Noem | Men Yell at Me by Lyz Lenz Get more from Men Yell at Me by Lyz Lenz on Patreon

Wow dingus and Satan’s very own pick-me, Kristi Noem out and dingus Markwayne Mullin in? What a day for my newsletter www.patreon.com/posts/140388...

05.03.2026 19:01 👍 58 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0
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How to (Cindy) Hyde (Smith) in plain sight - Dingus of the Week Podcast #16 Podcast Episode · Dingus of the Week Podcast · February 28 · 57m

And then we will make fun of it on the podcast and it will be a moment of fun. Here is a sample podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

05.03.2026 17:00 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Send a voice message to Dingus of the Week Record a voice message and send it to Dingus of the Week

Listen, lots of shit is bad but something that is good is my podcast and you can record a memo for the podcast complaining about someone or something In the news making your or all our lives miserable memo.fm/dingus

05.03.2026 16:59 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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A madman’s war | Men Yell at Me by Lyz Lenz Get more from Men Yell at Me by Lyz Lenz on Patreon

Good read. @lyz.bsky.social really sums it up, focusing on the focusing on the curtains: "He’s a madman who is supported by an entire system — an entire administration; an entire media ecosystem, too — that believes in what he is doing." www.patreon.com/posts/madman...

04.03.2026 15:09 👍 20 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0
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A madman’s war | Men Yell at Me by Lyz Lenz Get more from Men Yell at Me by Lyz Lenz on Patreon

And even if he’s gone, what he’s done and the systems he ruined and the ones he put in place will take generations to rebuild www.patreon.com/posts/madman...

04.03.2026 13:43 👍 28 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1
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A madman’s war | Men Yell at Me by Lyz Lenz Get more from Men Yell at Me by Lyz Lenz on Patreon

It doesn’t actually matter if Trump is sane (he’s not) because of the entire eco system supporting him www.patreon.com/posts/madman...

04.03.2026 13:42 👍 37 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
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Dental trouble / Spiritual warfare Sarah Weinman on Epstein’s dentist, and S.I. Rosenbaum talks with religious freedom defender Mikey Weinstein

For my debut at @flaminghydra.com, which I have just joined, I wrote about the utter weirdness of finding out your dentist was in the Epstein Files. flaminghydra.com/issue-514/

04.03.2026 01:07 👍 203 🔁 44 💬 10 📌 5

Oh yeah and it rips too. It’s so good.

03.03.2026 13:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Katelyn Burns | Patreon creating LGBTQ journalism

Make sure you don't miss any of my newsletters by signing up for a free subscription on Patreon. patreon.com/katelynburns

02.03.2026 17:47 👍 16 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0