Insufferable Bus Rider

Spectacular vibes this evening

Mentally this is where I am

I will never have abs with how much I love Haribo gummies

Lift to be strong enough to move the barbell tree to access the fire extinguisher

Also lol half of guys on Scruff describe themselves as 'hairy' but have pics like this with of all their body hair trimmed to nearly invisible stubble

Lol yay it happened to meeee! 🥰

Am I allowed to say I'm already tired of winter?

My feet in grey running shoes below my legs in tobacco-colored technical pants. In front of me is a white crosswalk in asphalt. An intersection of narrow and wide white lines crosses a large worn and waffle-patterned sewer manhole cover. The pattern is rotated counterclockwise approximately 86 degrees.

#unaestheticthings

I keep getting the bisexual pride flag colors mixed up with the New Jersey Transit colors...

I had a coworker who once told me she was a coffee afficionado then proceeded to tell me all about this brand

I was totally misreading the itinerary and was confused why you were going to Atlanta via Chile. I'm an idiot 🫣

My dad used to blast the house on Christmas morning with Johnny Mathis and Mannheim Steamroller to wake everyone up

Now he's playing this cozy Christmas music. What happened? 🥲

Pumped for this week

It's always from the guys I wish were at least in the same Census UZA 😞

And the masc European dude who loves it here

Meanwhile, the dl fin/tech bros who hit you up on Sniffies

I like how Spotify decided to mix into my workout playlist a track from the *French* version of The Fifth Element soundtrack

I can hear this picture

My boyfriend is so enthused about crossing over

I'm a whole different kind of weird from the rest of you

Jerome Horne performs Michael Jackson's Billie Jean 2004 YouTube video by Jerome Horne

I can't believe it's been 20 years since I performed Billie Jean for a high school talent show and won!

Time to do this again and better!

youtu.be/jkIkV1tv2Ro?...

Monday gym pump

This ad for national preparedness month (September) feels so ominous for DC right now 🫣

Everyone loves Grand Foyer

Merry Quismois

Say it back

Every time I come back, the more I realize how much I miss it when I'm not here

The meme I didn't know I needed

My dad stopped watching Fox News at some point this year and my brothers and I haven't figured out what suddenly changed

Watching my stop breeze by on this regional skip-stop express

Wicked was really good except for the 1 year intermission I don't need that long to go to the bathroom