David Baxter

Has Bielle-Biarrey got a Scottish granny somewhere? 😂 #FRAvENG

Nigel Farage regrets running 'bankrupt' Worcestershire Council The Reform UK leader says he wishes the party

“Farage has said he wishes the party "hadn't bothered" to take minority control of Worcestershire County Council, because of its financial problems”

V much summing up his approach to power.
Grifting and gobshiting - yes please.
Hard work and responsibility - god no.

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Today could be a little piece of Scottish Rugby history. Recent results in this fixture are not promising, but if the team can’t get fired up for this one, when can they?

Assuming a win I then face the prospect of needing England to beat France. Anyone got one of these I can borrow? 😂 #scotland

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“Hottest 12 inches” #totp

I met that there Travis in Edinburgh a few years ago. Nice guys! #totp

B BC NEWS SCOTLAND BBC Scotland News @BBCScotlandNews 00日. NEWS X.com I've lost friends since joining Reform, says Lord Offord

Fewer people sit next to me on the bus since I started shitting my pants

Beavers is woke innit?

After a widespread public consultation, 60% of people voted to see nature on our bank notes. But why let that stop me stirring up my moron base by pretending it's the Bank of England being woke.

PUT SWEEP ON A BANKNOTE, COWARDS

I’m thinking of starting a quiz where contestants get a set of questions on their specialist subject, then on general knowledge. I’m going to call it ‘MasterBrain’

Several times on the way back from the pub back in the day, we’d pick up our old school friend’s Mini and turn it round the wrong way in their one way street!

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I imagine that Edinburgh will be a tad ‘lively’ tonight!

Win the championship and you might get a hug!

So, Johnson, Farage, Badenoch, the Telegraph… howl about the UK being “an irrelevance on the world stage”.
Remind me again who decided to isolate us with a strategically and economically idiotic Brexit, relying on a trade deal with the US to save us from exactly the kind of weakness they now bemoan.

No pundit ever says “That was a load of turgid shite” do they?

Well I wasn’t expecting that! 50 points scored & a dominant performance against the best team in the 6 Nations .

Final score totally flatters France, the majority of their points scored once the game was won.

If we beat Ireland next week, I’ll have to support England for the closing game! SCOvFRA

Let’s hope the lads don’t realise that team in white shirts isn’t England! 😂 SCOvFRA

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Jack Conan robbed there… IREvWAL

Not sure giving the Mondays live mics is the smartest idea! #totp

Play ‘The Man Don’t Give a Fuck’ lads! #totp

Watford’s answer to Shirley Bassey #totp

I Want It That Way. Is this about up the arse? #totp

Check in on your Tottenham friends 😵

I think it had to stop at Narnia and Middle Earth first…

The conspiracy theory about the moon being made of cheese was started by the hallouminati.

"We called London a war zone and moved to Dubai by mistake"

Always interesting to find out where your donation ends up. I’ve never been to Portsmouth but my blood has!

I read that as ‘prize prick’!