Some people think kids should have more of a 90s style summer; throwing rocks through the windows of an abandoned house, building a sick jump for your bikes, or poking a dead animal carcass with sticks, but I think being radicalized by Youtube is more cost effective than bailing them out of jail.
I was on Commercial Drive in East Vancouver the other day, and there were tons of bros just outside a coffee shop smoking pot. Blazing away at like 11AM. I locked my truck doors.
I don't know why I did that. I smoke cannabis. The only thing I'm robbing is the snack cupboard.
The Pacific Buffet was losing $1 million a year?
It was a government service! It's not designed to make profit. We don't say the police lose $432 million a year. Unlimited BC Ferries chowder is a mental health related expense!
News: U.S. fugitive psychic says it was 'a mistake' to flee to Toronto for 21 years
Bro, hindsight is not the same as foresight.
Pete Hoekstra is a goof.
31° in the suburbs.
I’m not a piece of shit, I’m a “one sided lover.” - big brain me after just ONE manosphere podcast.
17-year-old: dad! Why didn’t you warn me they BOIL SOMEONE ALIVE in the first episode of SHOGUN. I was watching it in the lunch room at school.
Overheard at UBC: “bro! I’ve got like $130 in my bank account and $700 in savings and I don' t get paid again till January.”
New Hollywood movie remake actually set in Vancouver: Must Love The Smell of Wet Dogs.
“it’s not perfect on the outside but its beauty is on the inside.” - baker at JJ Bean offering me a free donut on this rainy Monday morning. 🥰
Columbia to Sapperton on the Skytrain takes you right down by the Fraser River. I love it.
Is this a preview of the next season of White lotus?
Waiting for McDonalds to start serving lunch is a special kind of hell and I am not being dramatic.
I did today too! twinning is winning.
The original Star Wars movie opened on this day, 1977 in 34 theatres. None of those theatres were in Vancouver. Our nerf herders would have to wait till June 24th for it to screen at the Vogue on Granville.
Me, every time I see Pierre Poilievre talking politics on TV.
These immersive experiential marketing gimmicks are getting a little out of hand. A woman in Argentina brought her daughter to see Final Destination: Bloodlines and part of ceiling collapsed on them!
What if she saved her daughter from sure death? Is this the prequel for the next movie?
Tonight is prom night! Did you remember to get her a corsage?
During World War II and an era of food rationing he started the rumour that his cheesesteaks contained horse meat instead of steak. People were mad! Then in faux-outrage, he offered a $10,000 reward for someone to prove it! Business boomed. Giddy up.
Big brain marketing
Pat's King of Steaks in South Philadelphia is considered the birthplace of the iconic Philly Cheesesteak sandwich.
I had an old car when I was a kid. It used to break down all the time. One time I was so frustrated I started smashing the block with hammer, and it fired back up. I do that with my current Honda and the dealership mechanic is all, "you've voided your warranty!"
If you release Quatchi from his stasis they'll be hungry and go on a rampage! - Jeremy
Josh, trying to read this post but can't get the website to load.
Don’t know if it was the KFC I had for lunch or the litre of Mountain Dew I washed it down with, but this 45-year-old’s tummy is reenacting the French Revolution inside me right now. Owie.
Shakira concert attendees were potentially exposed to measles at her MetLife Stadium concert the other day. That is wild. Shakira is able to headline stadiums still wow.
I like to listen to sad quiet music really loud.
Cool. The price of a litre of gas in Vancouver is pretty much right back where it was before they took the carbon tax off while the price per barrel of oil is low.
Some oil industry cuck: “gee Jeremy what you have to understand is the refineries and tariffs and summer blend and supply ….”
Totally.
NEWS: 'Easier ways to send messages' to Trump than bringing in the King: U.S. ambassador
Yeah like what? Giving him a jet or buying memecoins?
