Elijah

Maybe they should focus on enforcing better scheduling with other departments instead of asking us why we’re working overtime every day of the month lmao.

Lmao during yesterday’s dept. meeting one of the items on the agenda was regarding our overtime pay and how we exceeded last month’s budget. And everyone just went “well, yeah we had like four weeks straight of rest day operations.” which was dictated by another department’s sudden sched change.

Marco Rubio greets Chuck Schumer in January 2026 at the Capitol Visitor Center

A close-up of his foot shows his shoes are too big

hmm

The golden age of miscommunication

I do not possess broccoli. But now that you mentioned them I do remember I like them

I… okay this confusion is on me. The four liters of milk is me buying the milk for at least a month of yogurt at home.
The spinach has nothing to do with milk I did not think to cook it like that and never will.

I have to imagine it’s always weird for the person after me in line for grocery checkout because I just have four liters of milk and then the most random whack ass shit in my cart like frozen spinach and peas.

Gerran Howell being fuckimg Welsh surprised me because how did he pull off Whitaker so well

Me absolutely losing my shit over the five or ten different moving parts of life absolutely crushing my soul rn and to top it all off I feel bloated from eating too much spinach because I dont know how to cook that shit

She wrote the passwords in a notebook apparently and now she's saying none of them work 😩 And I told her if she resets the phone all her apps will be gone and so will her logins and she said she can just re download the apps to get back in and this is driving me nuts.

Frustrating thing with my mom forgetting her phone's pin for good and getting locked out is she also doesn't know ANY of her passwords for any of her other accounts and I can't get mad because it will escalate the situation but this is just too fucking annoying to deal with from a distance.

Just a boy and his two demon dogs hanging out in bed.

I can’t believe this shot is literally a once in a lifetime opportunity because these girls are always moving around and it happened to also be the same time my front cam is smudgy.

New Harry Styles album is pretty aight

Huckleberry amiright

I got the kiddie meal thing from Jollibee with the pokemon toy and I got psyduck and I have a feeling this is a bad omen

Still pisses me off that I get asked the most random shit during my time away from work that they could resolve by using their fucking eyes… like you don’t have to ask the guy who’s on leave if the data is in a logbook that a) you can just look into and b) is also where we’ve always put the data.

The fanart basically made me watch the show lol. The yaoi vibe is exaggerated, but the yuri? Palpable.

The greek diet

I lost three brain cells thinking writing and posting this.

Everyone’s talking about the yaoi in The Pitt but the yuri aint getting enough attention

Thank you

Should anyone see me looking like shit in public that’s your cue to straight up burn me because I am no longer alive and that’s my husk just walking around.

Thanks to The Pitt I now know that if and when I become a doctor I cannot be near emergency med because their entire life is a lightning round and I’m more of a slow burn analysis guy so maybe patho or ID

Apparently the new Pokemon games’ region is partly inspired by Philippines so Im expecting corruption, shitty infrastructure, and flooding to be subtle tones in the game

I love my fam but I tell them my schedule a lot of times and this just feels intentional now

Night shift is killing me because I can't get the proper sleep when the sun is out, the temperature is rising faster than my survival instincts, oH and everyone else I know is awake and is trying to call me about something

I need to know that you wouldn't do this to me again, Game Freak | #pokemon #tbshorts #pombon

this dog better stay on all fours i stg

I adore the amount of posts everywhere just asking gamefreak to keep Pombon on all fours and not evolve into a jacked up bipedal fire/fighting type

This justice system reeks.