A google maps view of the area around the Strait of Hormuz, with crude markup showing the 4 steps to successfully clearing the strait: 1. Build up speed 2. Hit Trampoline 3. Cool backflip 4. Nail the landing The boat is illustrated using a clip art yacht, and the trampoline is also just kind of floating there.
wait. wait. everyone hold on. i've solved it
Peak bluesky. No notes.
Wonder if the Kurds are going to try and take the US and Israel for a walk and get them to recognise the state or something
"Doctor, I have trouble sleeping."
"Go and see the great singer Morrissey, you'll be asleep in no time."
"But Doctor..."
Apparently commodity traders are "imbeciles" because they were worried about what's actually now happening in the Strait of Hormuz
France is basically ground zero for this shit. The Great Replacement, Zemmourism, its all French.
Trying to get myself into a role in government and keeping extensive enough diaries I become a key historical source
A corgi silhouette.
Look at this dramatic little dude!
Pcgamer doing the snarks 😂 www.pcgamer.com/gaming-indus... @davidgerard.co.uk
Badenoch's snide remark about Lib Dems being the kinds of people who fix the local church roof was very revealing about her party, which used to consist of people who fixed church roofs
Actually, this on a banknote
A former staffer and close ally explained that the revolution they had dedicated themselves to reversing was not Corbynite, but Copernican. “Morgan sees the heliocentric reconceptualisation of the universe as a massive betrayal of Labour’s traditional working class voters,” he said.
But McSweeney’s analysis of Labour’s wrong turn goes back further, to the summoning of the Long Parliament in November 1640
Keir Starmer has said his government has no plans to overturn the outcomes of the First Council of Nicaea, despite recent estimates suggesting a consubstantial understanding of the nature of Christ has cost Britain some £1 trn in GDP since 325 AD. “That ship has sailed”, the Prime Minister insisted.
Your own historical Jesus
Someone with an archival presence
Someone you’d reference
This is true of most people in general prior to about 1700 or so
I would have said Kirk was fairly likely to come down on the Israel side too. Not a question in my mind on that.
Given most voters probably do not have more than a basic awareness of her we are yet to see the floor on her I think
It really amuses me that they seem to spend all their time sitting their seething
I have genuine greivances about certain sectors but these bozos are just falling to a weird learned helplessness
These people are just absolute failures unwilling or unable to do the work and turning to racism because of it
idk if he counts as a celebrity but Douglas Carswell blocked me for repeatedly retweeting his invite to play Hello Kitty World with him
Running into a pincer movement from the left of 'actually this is the most racist place in the world' and from the right of 'actually we're not racist enough'
Starmer turning the screw over Badenoch's claim she never wanted the UK to join US/Israeli invasion of Iran
"She & the Reform leader have been spooked, because they’ve realised they jumped into supporting a war without considering the consequences, and now she’s furiously trying to backpedal."
The number in the post below comes by the guy claiming he pays stamp duty of £10,000 a year
Idk it seems plausible
No all you are going to do is whine because you are not a revolutionary, you are the least useful member of a large banks trading operations team
"Would you like hedgehogs on
bank notes?"
The British Public: "Yes that sounds nice"
Telegraph Columnists: "It is is disgraceful woke means I cannot have a £10 note with Clive of India massacaring people on it"
Richard III in the summer of 1485
