Ingleman Dovetail

This is funnier if you hear it in Rik Mayall's voice.

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I've already called the police. No brown sauce? 🫣

a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is making a surprised face . ALT: a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is making a surprised face .

They can't touch you for it!

I knew you'd know! 😊

Didn't he build that wall himself?

@readersheds.co.uk Hey Andrew. This is the oldest shed I know and can personally vouch for it having been here since 1969 with absolutely no maintenance other than the odd coat of red oxide. It’s my current benchmark for how long one can last.

😂Sorry didn't mean to make you gag.

Look at you, all famous and that. I bet Greggles is impressed! 😂

Did you give a goodbye sniff of Benzedrine to the convent budgerigar?

I'm so glad you've splayed it. So much classier than a mere 'display'.

You tea bag juice drinkers all thinking that you drink tea. It's rather cute in its own way. 😂

I can't stop thinking about this. It's becoming a driving force in my life. It's a sort of justification for my entire existence and it doesn't matter whether the art is 'good' in anyone else's eyes.

Now that looks splendid!

The trick to making art is to make art and then keep making art and never stop making art and when people tell you to stop you don't stop and then they go away and you keep making art.

Ask not for whom the bell tolls.

The pretty lights don't drown out the screaming.

Could not agree more on both counts.

Tsk... she was probably inside watching telly.

Aaaand...you should definitely be getting paid for that one! 😂🤣😂

I've never warmed to her, I don't know why. Hadn't heard anything bad about her although her son's political career tells you all you need to know about him.

"Meanwhile, Princess Anne went for a ride in Kirkbride, Queen Camilla went shopping in Wapping, Prince Edward dropped a clanger in Bangor, and the young ladies of Buckingham asked Prince Andrew if he'd mind staying at home.

Now it's goodnight from me ...
... and it's goodnight from him."

You have to write with a new pen for at least a couple of weeks before you've run it in and got the nib to wear to your personal grip. Persist. You might find it turns into a better pen. Otherwise put red ink in it and call it your 'special' pen.

You have a talent. It won't be the last time. 😀

This one sentence though:
Complementing Lee’s microscopic focus is the work of Jon Pountney. If Lee looks at the atoms of the shed, Jon looks at the atmosphere.
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Well well well...

Whilst those responsible for the speedy ejection can only wash their hands over and over and over again...

Cateroo.

Sorry. Had to be done.