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Trump fucked kids on a digital sign that normally displays construction related traffic info

Trump fucked kids on a digital sign that normally displays construction related traffic info

shout out whatever brave soul keeps updating the construction info sign next to piedmont park meadow

12.03.2026 04:14 πŸ‘ 1820 πŸ” 365 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 6
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This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast.

They’ll play this in museums in future.

(πŸŽ₯ LCI πŸ‡«πŸ‡·)

12.03.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 15380 πŸ” 6256 πŸ’¬ 547 πŸ“Œ 500

congratulations to FIFA on their incredible choice of recipient for the first FIFA peace prize

12.03.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 2682 πŸ” 482 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 8

Americans need to beat the snot out of these DOGE bros for the rest of their lives.

12.03.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The shooter is dead.

No one on site has been hurt according to authorities.

Unclear if there are any other suspects.

12.03.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 145 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3
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Active shooter alert issued at West Bloomfield synagogue An active shooter alert at Temple Israel synagogue in West Bloomfield Township has prompted shelter in place orders.

An active shooter alert at Temple Israel synagogue in West Bloomfield Township has prompted shelter in place orders.

12.03.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump will be jealous.

12.03.2026 03:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

tough look for a man with a line of antiperspirant deodorant

12.03.2026 00:31 πŸ‘ 7640 πŸ” 1177 πŸ’¬ 308 πŸ“Œ 90

The world is being set on fire by a 79 year old with a ten year old’s vocabulary whose adult advisors interact with him like he’s a hangry toddler who skipped his nap.

11.03.2026 02:39 πŸ‘ 328 πŸ” 106 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 8

Ugh…good question

11.03.2026 01:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Americans should be legally allowed to kick the ever-loving shit out of each of these DOGE dorks whenever one is encountered in the wild from now until forever.

10.03.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Was one of them Trump?

10.03.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Here’s hoping he doesn’t pull through.

10.03.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely perfect response from Bier. And Kennedy is trying WAY too hard as he purposely mispronounces BlueSky as β€œBlueSki.” What an obvious dweeb.

10.03.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

LOL β€œaccidentally”

10.03.2026 17:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder which one is more trustworthy? πŸ€”

10.03.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Same

10.03.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing beats a JetBlue holiday…

10.03.2026 08:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I agree, but also he has always wanted to bomb Iran.

10.03.2026 02:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Does he think his lie is more believable because he named a specific odd number? I think he probably does.

(The rubes he’s lying to don’t require these flourishes.)

10.03.2026 02:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This puts me at 10 people released. I filed my 1st habeas petition 29 days ago. I am an incredibly small-time, nobody lawyer who knew nothing about immigration law the day I submitted that case. I barely know any more today. I had never sued the federal government and now I've beaten them 10 times.

09.03.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 11294 πŸ” 2532 πŸ’¬ 308 πŸ“Œ 125

It’s wild to be incorrect about every single aspect of a sentence. Not one single part makes sense.

09.03.2026 22:47 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus Christ. This is so insane. There are zero responsible adults in the Republican Party. Zero.

09.03.2026 22:20 πŸ‘ 443 πŸ” 108 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 4

This is absolutely hilarious and deserves a Veep-style TV adaptation.

09.03.2026 02:42 πŸ‘ 3143 πŸ” 753 πŸ’¬ 105 πŸ“Œ 87

If there was any kind of an opposition party in this country, they would be having a field day right now.

09.03.2026 01:20 πŸ‘ 86 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The entire power elite of the USA owns this savagery forever, including the theoretical opposition party, unless you beat the drums of IMPEACHMENT for Trump immediately and don’t stop until he’s gone. He’s given you 700,000 reasons now and it’s one of the only tools you have. USE IT.

08.03.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 1446 πŸ” 374 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 5
 Kehinde Wiley’s Judith and Holofernes (2012)

A Black woman in a blue dress holds a man’s severed head in her outstretched arm admits a classic Kehinde Wiley floral pattern that makes up the background and crosses over the front of her dress.

Kehinde Wiley’s Judith and Holofernes (2012) A Black woman in a blue dress holds a man’s severed head in her outstretched arm admits a classic Kehinde Wiley floral pattern that makes up the background and crosses over the front of her dress.

Try Kehinde Wiley’s β€œJudith and Holofernes” (2012)

08.03.2026 03:10 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wishful thinking implies there was any kind of thinking involved in this idiocy.

07.03.2026 23:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The catastrophic impact to local health where the air is poisoned, as well as to our global ecosystem as they literally set the planet on fire and fill the atmosphere with pollutants

07.03.2026 23:20 πŸ‘ 615 πŸ” 256 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 8