joe is fine

WAKE UP

Hit that Penjamjn Button now I’m aging backwards

Now that this site supports video I can show you all my important documents

I’m glad people keep following me even though I don’t post here

Just vibing at the corner dollar slice

Opened this app on accident but hey everybody what’s up?

Buying a used couch today 😎

Why are you treating me like a child BlueSky?

Vaping in the rainforest room of the Bronx Zoo

What if we did a silent rave Mardi Gras at the Norwegian prison? 🥺👉👈

ok first off in this house we believe ̶N̶O̶ ̶H̶U̶M̶A̶N̶ ̶I̶S̶ ̶I̶L̶L̶E̶G̶A̶L̶

Checks out

Source?

Someone got really mad at my tweet about Matt Christman and went back 10 years to find another tweet with the word “die” in it and got my account locked so this is where I’ll be for the foreseeable future because I’m not deleting either of them. Banger tweets. Goated. Based.

Yeah it’s Getting Up A Little Early To Play Fallout 76 Sunday

She 90 on my Day til I Fiancé

Kinda Fucked that I can’t save my worst ideas as drafts here

Mr. President, a social media site that doesn't like 9/11 jokes has hit the internet

I can’t breathe!!

Doctor: here are your x-rays
Guy who is afraid of skeletons: oh shit oh fuck

If you work hard for praise but struggle to accept it I fuck with you

All of the dream
How does it mean?
When the rhythm is glad
There's nothing to be sad
Danger and dance
Clapping the hands
When we out in the space
On the planet of the
BASS

Microdosing death by taking a sleepy edible and Advil PM

Maybe you scream for ice cream but I get it from the freezer like an adult

yeah I let it happen more than I’d like

That’s definitely something I am thankful for today

Update: I didn’t go or get TB so I fucked up big time

What happened to good old fashioned sloth? I’m getting fat the honest way.

If I had a car and my Taco Bell had a drive-thru this would 100% the move

Innovative