When I tell you I have been WAITING FOR THIS DAY
18.12.2025 15:11
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When I tell you I have been WAITING FOR THIS DAY
my “DING DONG, THE WITCH IS DEAD” vibes are off the chart
Catholic New Yorkers getting rid of Eric Adams AND Cardinal Dolan within like a month????? God’s favorite city for real
1. I'm in marketing and I couldn't make it through the second paragraph.
2. As always, Claire has curated the best humans in her hilariously on-point comment section.
I wrote about my recent experience being pulled aside and questioned in the Detroit airport, my history of being "additionally screened" while traveling, getting my Global Entry, and how bureaucracy puts me in perilous contact with my inner fascist johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/low-risk-f...
A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
Sacramental wine will now be replaced with Malort.
IT IS TIME.
Original 1925 jacket cover of The Great Gatsby The Great Gatsby Here is a novel, glamorous, ironical, compassionate a marvellous fusion into unity of the curious incongruities of the life of the period which reveals a hero like no other one who could live at no other time and in no other place. But he will live as a character, we surmise, as long as the memory of any reader lasts. "There was something gorgeous about him, some heightened sensitivity to the promises of life. .. It was an extraordinary gift for hope, a romantic readiness such as I have never found in any other person and which it is not likely I shall ever find again?" It is the story of this Jay Gatsby who came so mysteriously to West Egg, of his sumptuous er-tertainments, and of his love for Daisy Buchanan a story that ranges from pure lyrical beauty to sheer brutal realism, and is infused with a sense of the strangeness of human circumstance in a heedless universe. It is a magical, living book, blended of irony, romance, and mysticism. CHARLES SCRIBNER'S SONS The GREAT GATSBY FITZGERALD
They were careless people, Tom and Daisy- they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.
-FS Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby, published 4/10/1925.
GET HIS ASS, FRANKIE
Holy shit. Nauseating. Heartbreaking. Infuriating. All the big feelings.
www.vulture.com/article/neil...
Reposting as god intended
Having a teenager is a blessing and a curse bc mine will definitely give you her opinion so you don't screw up a gift for someone, but also...she will definitely give you her opinion on everything else.
no offense to Kendrick Lamar but the best diss track of all time is still “You’re a Mean One Mr Grinch”
The older I get, the more I think having a wonderful Christmastime is actually very complex and exhausting. That beatle betrayed me.
Some saints are so metal, and I love that for us.
Me: let me just turn off my phone for the duration of this play; I'm sure I won't miss anything.
*coup happens*
me, logging back on:.........wait, what?
How many times do we think I can get away with saying "money isn't real" at my office before I get put on a Performance Improvement Plan (which also...isn't real)?
This was absolutely one of my favorites this year - well done!
The face of a purebred asshole
The arguments I have with my MAGA relatives in my head are SCATHING, let me tell you
