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Official union organizer for the dick sucking factory labor union I enjoy various cheeses and other goat related products I have never been associated with the CIA, FBI, or FDA πŸ’œ @jestertoclown.lol πŸ’œ

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I choose Sydney because Sydney from payday 2 was the first female character that actually looked like me

14.03.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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RougeΒ²

13.03.2026 23:27 πŸ‘ 1645 πŸ” 331 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 5
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Adobe has agreed to a $150M settlement over claims it made subscriptions like Photoshop too difficult for customers to cancel

β€’ They must pay a $75M civil fine

β€’ They also have to provide $75M in free services to customers

(via Reuters)

14.03.2026 02:21 πŸ‘ 1100 πŸ” 324 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 55
The shotgun from the side showing the two barrels

The shotgun from the side showing the two barrels

From the side, kitted out

From the side, kitted out

The gun from the bottom revealing the two feeding mouths

The gun from the bottom revealing the two feeding mouths

A closeup of the two muzzles

A closeup of the two muzzles

Hi there and welcome to #FridayFucksorSucks, a weekly game with simple rules.

This week, the Standard Manufacturing DP-12. Chambered in 12 gauge, with two six round magazines, the DP-12 is a pump action double barrel shotgun that fires two shells with each pump, the pin switching between barrels.

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anime characters on pony town look like this to me

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Oh no, these videos might ruin the reputation of the guys who stole our social security numbers

14.03.2026 13:32 πŸ‘ 1262 πŸ” 270 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 5
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Teto doodle...

19.02.2026 20:37 πŸ‘ 3649 πŸ” 1037 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 6
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Everybody Needs a Best Friend.

14.03.2026 13:58 πŸ‘ 1749 πŸ” 597 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 4

Well then welcome to the Streisand effect

14.03.2026 01:49 πŸ‘ 1608 πŸ” 645 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 41
a an aerodynamic wolf rendered as an aerodynamic map

a an aerodynamic wolf rendered as an aerodynamic map

my stupid stupid brain had to draw this

01.12.2025 06:05 πŸ‘ 8038 πŸ” 2781 πŸ’¬ 51 πŸ“Œ 20
Lois Griffin looking like Hatsune Miku

Lois Griffin looking like Hatsune Miku

11.03.2026 22:02 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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i love the really early hl2 models where they have these really great looking heads with impressive face tech slapped onto the silliest bodies ever

11.03.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 447 πŸ” 92 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2
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Rouge in Gotham! πŸ’‹πŸ¦‡

08.03.2026 19:20 πŸ‘ 3364 πŸ” 683 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 1

For clarity, when I say "Dutch Oven" I mean one of these things, a big ass cast iron pot thingie as pictured. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT try to cook this recipe by farting under a duvet. I'm sorry to anyone whose bedsheets have been ruined by chucking a load of raw meat and veg and farts on 'em.

07.03.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 269 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 1

🚨NEW VIDEO ALARM🚨

Melody Nosurname alienates her audience? Maybe? I'd hope not. Let's talk about being trans.

youtu.be/xbM48Q0yVfM

25.02.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 1444 πŸ” 345 πŸ’¬ 51 πŸ“Œ 33
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πŸ₯°

04.03.2026 16:29 πŸ‘ 391 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

i <3 alien miku

03.03.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 1612 πŸ” 375 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is some 'Black Mirror' shit.

04.03.2026 05:32 πŸ‘ 178 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1

Everyday i wake up and go to my elaborate wall safe and check to see if anyone has tampered with the wax seal on the scroll labeled "Gatorade for pets" before i start my first coffee enema if the day

04.03.2026 08:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
In which I reply to someone with a blacked out name that they are missing the joke and they inform me that in-jokes are virtue signals β€œused often by the far right.”

Kinda want to frame it.

In which I reply to someone with a blacked out name that they are missing the joke and they inform me that in-jokes are virtue signals β€œused often by the far right.” Kinda want to frame it.

And they keep saying Bluesky doesn’t have the juice…

02.03.2026 18:32 πŸ‘ 4573 πŸ” 488 πŸ’¬ 150 πŸ“Œ 38

it’s like they didn’t have any exposure to information about warfare in the 2020s.

03.03.2026 02:28 πŸ‘ 523 πŸ” 91 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 0

Calling AI "slop" has been one of the most effective instances of the public rebranding a product and it pisses them off.

02.03.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 16553 πŸ” 5127 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 63
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A comic about Taka--

P1 - Taka wagging her finger, saying "guys literally only want one thing and it's f*cking disgusting." A reference to the meme of the same name.

P2 - Taka pointing to herself confidently and saying "me," indicating she's the disgusting thing guys want.

P3 - Taka gets in close and winks to the reader saying "but I like girls." Cuz she is attracted to women.

A comic about Taka-- P1 - Taka wagging her finger, saying "guys literally only want one thing and it's f*cking disgusting." A reference to the meme of the same name. P2 - Taka pointing to herself confidently and saying "me," indicating she's the disgusting thing guys want. P3 - Taka gets in close and winks to the reader saying "but I like girls." Cuz she is attracted to women.

Taka likes the ladies.

07.08.2025 19:34 πŸ‘ 1518 πŸ” 287 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 5

Yes but this accurately depicts what vinegar does to me

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Hey why did the costco ceo actually reply to my email

24.02.2026 16:24 πŸ‘ 7051 πŸ” 929 πŸ’¬ 153 πŸ“Œ 138

I wish the New York Times hated rich pedophiles as much as they hate trans kids.

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