Andrew

They’re speaking through history with two voices!

I booked a vacation several months ago and now it feels a little odd to be here in the midst of…everything!

But in case anyone is interested, it seems that R. Kelly is still getting airplay from poolside DJs in the D.R. 😵‍💫

Isn’t “the law,” or whether a particular action is legal, constantly being tested?

The Trump Administration’s Legal Shell Game Recent attempts to block wronged federal grantees from having their day in court reflect a broader Trump administration strategy.

The Trump Administration’s Legal Shell Game www.lawfaremedia.org/article/the-...

Then again we’ve got more than a third of respondents who want open borders 😎

A wrap that’s been cut diagonally from the top right to the bottom left

My partner ordered a wrap from Jersey Mike’s and I guess accidentally asked for it to be cut “Psycho Style”?

My only thoughts and solidarity are for the 90 million Iranians, who I have more common cause with than I could ever have with either one of the regimes that oppress us all

Reddit post on the r/Korn subreddit asking “What’s the song where he goes rnnn da da n da da e rnn”

Trying to come up with a dumb joke reply led me to this already better version of the joke. (The answer to the post is apparently “Twist”)

There isn’t just one coherent political ideology that stands in opposition to the Kansas bill targeting trans people, the death of the Burmese refugee in Buffalo, and someone getting arrested for throwing a snowball at a cop.

Or at least there shouldn’t be

still frame from the beginning of Twin Peaks it is February 24th and Special Agent Dale Cooper arrived in the town of Twin Peaks

Good morning

John Searle getting arrested by AI robocops:

What is the crime gentleman? Hypothesizing a room? A succulent Chinese Room?

good god that emergency alert came through my headphones while I was watching a fun lil video on my phone with my cat on my tummy…….. my heart is RACING

Mr. Mayor call in to Brian Lehrer right NOW so I can yell at you for that alert

mayor mamdani, you owe me three (3) kisses for that emergency alert

Just got a scary buzzing alert/notification on my phone and it was because mayor put out a travel ban for the storm. Very scary noise. Now I am mad at the Mayor for startling me with that noise.

Data and Riker chilling in a trailer and blasting cigs

It’s the freakin weekend

I love reading an abstract and going “wow this is extremely My Shit”

I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is

Thank you for the reminder to take my pills before bed

to: ◼️◼️◼️
from: Jeff
subject: do u thnk alf could eat heethcliff

sent from Blackberry

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to: Jeff
from: ◼️◼️◼️
subject: RE: do u thnk alf could eat heethcliff

yes but i think he wouldnt choose to

Yelling at the mom this commercial to just encourage her child’s imagination

Attention #energysky resist the urge to try explaining LUMA Energy and the grid crisis following Hurricane Maria during this halftime performance and wait until commercial

I hear the flag waving, parumpumpumpum

Johnny Carson putting a sealed envelope up to his head: Elliot Gould…and Grover.

Cheering along with the adoring crowd as Mattie gives a rousing speech about the horrors of genAI.

Then crossing my arms and scowling for the brief moment when she trashes Jersey Mike’s, like when people don’t say the “under god” part when reciting the pledge of allegiance.

Then back to cheering.

That’s quite enough actually, thank you.

War Boy from Mad Max: Fury Road yelling “take judicial notice of me” This is bad, even for me, but I needed to get it out of my head

tfw the relevant document was filed in another proceeding before the Commission

Recently began tracking my stress levels and this notable dip in stress is so funny to me because that’s when I was at Costco getting a hotdog.