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Half Acre and Maplewood breweries are merging amid a "rapidly changing" beverage market. buff.ly/brQuvNn

12.03.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*Michael Stipe voice*

Night krispies, deserve a quiet night, I'm not sure all these people understand...

12.03.2026 02:30 πŸ‘ 235 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

nominative determinism hall of fame

10.03.2026 23:06 πŸ‘ 407 πŸ” 82 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1

When will there be a TRANS of Hormuz

10.03.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 2094 πŸ” 203 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Remember that time on Star Trek Next Gen when Geordie created an ai replica of a real person to ask it questions from her pov and she rightly freaked out when she found out because it's fuckin' creeper shit?

Yeah, not sure why that's coming to mind right now.

10.03.2026 23:18 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Trans healthcare needs to be led by trans people, to be accountable to trans communities and trans youth.

Folks who don't believe in the existence of a trans child cannot continue to hold the reins of healthcare policy and governance.

This is where we start.

10.03.2026 09:33 πŸ‘ 439 πŸ” 110 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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I saw this earlier and thought… I need to pass this along.

10.03.2026 04:03 πŸ‘ 157 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1
Portrait of Alex Pretti in blue nurse scrubs in the front window of a house with red trim.

Portrait of Alex Pretti in blue nurse scrubs in the front window of a house with red trim.

Portraits of Alex Pretti in blue nurse scrubs, Renee Good, and Liam Conejo Ramos in the front windows of a house with white trim.

Portraits of Alex Pretti in blue nurse scrubs, Renee Good, and Liam Conejo Ramos in the front windows of a house with white trim.

Portrait of Alex Pretti in blue nurse scrubs in the first floor window of a duplex, with an Abolish ICE sign in a second floor window.

Portrait of Alex Pretti in blue nurse scrubs in the first floor window of a duplex, with an Abolish ICE sign in a second floor window.

Altar for Alex Pretti in front of the apartment building where he lived. A few votive candles, two other candles in jars, a bright orange flower, two photos of Alex - one wearing a backpack on trail in the woods, one with his bike wearing biker gear.

Altar for Alex Pretti in front of the apartment building where he lived. A few votive candles, two other candles in jars, a bright orange flower, two photos of Alex - one wearing a backpack on trail in the woods, one with his bike wearing biker gear.

Ended up on the block tonight where Alex Pretti lived. Pretty much every home had his portrait in a window.

I’ll never forget what they did to him.

I’ll never forget how good we’ve been to each other.

10.03.2026 04:16 πŸ‘ 404 πŸ” 90 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

Making a fire electronic remix of Picard shouting "there are four lights" to play on a loop while I read what passes for the news

10.03.2026 04:33 πŸ‘ 147 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

*through gritted teeth* we stay silly :3

10.03.2026 05:44 πŸ‘ 203 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

As we have long suspected, the NYT is committed to not understanding anything about writing’s critical connection to human agency.

Or perhaps should I say, β€œCommitments were made to misunderstand the point of cognition and communication (leaving hundreds dead)”

10.03.2026 05:52 πŸ‘ 199 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2
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Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

10.03.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 16767 πŸ” 4134 πŸ’¬ 282 πŸ“Œ 249

Ok I was wrong. Clearly AI is gaining sentience, this thing realized it was a Cybertruck and immediately tried to commit suicide from embarrassment

10.03.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 262 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1
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Israel unlawfully used white phosphorus in Lebanon: HRW Images verified by Human Rights Watch show Israel fired white phosphorus in populated areas of southern Lebanon.

Images verified by Human Rights Watch show Israel fired white phosphorus in populated areas of southern Lebanon.

09.03.2026 07:30 πŸ‘ 1063 πŸ” 743 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 97
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Drains across the Iranian capital Tehran are continuing to explode after earlier Israeli and US strikes on oil depots and infrastructure.

Medical experts are warning the toxic smoke and runoff has increased the risk of deadly illnesses, including cancer.

09.03.2026 05:05 πŸ‘ 833 πŸ” 575 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 65

Did we all know that the second season of Deadloch drops this month??

09.03.2026 00:42 πŸ‘ 263 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 9
Walk-In Soda Cave at Sheetz

Walk-In Soda Cave at Sheetz

Plato's

07.03.2026 15:08 πŸ‘ 852 πŸ” 135 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 10
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Why Trump’s war on Iran is definitely taking place What's it like to re-read Baudrillard as bombs fall on Tehran?

if you want to understand how trump talked himself into an war of choice to overthrow the government of iran, you have to start where all discussions of great wartime leaders start:

with french postmodernists and SUNSET BOULEVARD

08.03.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 596 πŸ” 144 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 26

Status in a vault is contingent on the degree to which you have caught them all, i.e. unique equipable armor. It’s the Barbie principle, but also I want the pjs so baaaad

08.03.2026 02:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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08.03.2026 02:29 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

BA DA DA DA, DA DA DA
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08.03.2026 02:29 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i am so conflicted, uniqueness vs spite is my kryptonite

08.03.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no I currently have us as Henchmen 21 & 24 which makes this much more difficult

08.03.2026 02:22 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Well I certainly will from now on

08.03.2026 02:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Amazon Data Centers on Fire After Iranian Missile Strikes on Dubai Some AWS services are down in the Middle East. Recovery is unclear as it requires 'careful assessment to ensure the safety of our operators,' according to Amazon.

Amazon’s cloud services are down in some of the Middle East after β€œobjects” hit data centers in the United Arab Emirates (UAE) causing β€œsparks and fire.” www.404media.co/amazon-data-...

08.03.2026 01:39 πŸ‘ 296 πŸ” 94 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 17

My name is Mark, and you can count on it.

youtu.be/j2z1YroJTRE?...

08.03.2026 01:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

mf had NO idea how joan of arc felt

07.03.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Update: Sarah Afzul, the woman's sister, told me that Naqvi has been released from a detention facility in Wisconsin, where she was transferred overnight and they've been reunited with her

07.03.2026 13:50 πŸ‘ 1555 πŸ” 448 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 27
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06.03.2026 11:30 πŸ‘ 5839 πŸ” 2012 πŸ’¬ 60 πŸ“Œ 100

Like this narrative that the campaigns for equal marriage were a friendly public conversation where everybody respected each other is wild as fuck. It was only about ten years ago and you guys kept implying we wanted to fuck dogs.

07.03.2026 08:47 πŸ‘ 360 πŸ” 91 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3