zola

Ohhh my god you’ve never used ChatGPT? Should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Bella Hadid

Oooo there’s a giveaway too?

I’m the person that adds “remember me” and “trust this device” checkboxes to every website. Believe it or not, the hardest part is making sure that the box doesn’t actually do anything

Feeling incredibly blessed that this is how I found out

A tshirt that says “Select Your Bandit” and shows the Animorphs main characters as though they are selectable fighting game characters

A blue shirt with a tiger wearing a crown

@charreedart.bsky.social has cool shirts!

charreed.com/en-usd/pages...

Panic! At The ORTBO
#Severance

Sonic is visiting Knuckles, who is lying in a hospital bed. Knuckles looks awful. He looks kind of dogshit. He's just lying there with his jaw hanging wide open with a cavernous black void within. His head is upturned, and you can only make out his left eye, which is narrow, squinting, nearly closed. Sonic is looking at him with a half-hearted wave, with deep concern and a certain emotional pain, like he's not surprised but uncomfortable with the situation nonetheless. Knuckles gloves are bandaged, and their spikes are distinctly missing. Dialogue reads: Sonic: "Hey Knux. How you holding up, buddy?" Knuckles: "furlington boat cactory" Sonic: "i'll miss ya, man."

GRUMPY bipolar thread. Self-diagnosis can be useful and in my experience sometimes correct, but c’mon y’all. As with many conditions like OCD, ASD and ADHD etc, there’s bipolar and then there’s *bipolar*. Using that term for anything else undermines its credibility for those at serious risk.

/rant

this is a fun amusement, 'try to get a generative model to make a picture of someone who has probably blacklisted themselves on the model'

it's locked tight, i cant even get it to make sideshow bob. booooooo!

I always show up at the worst time, like just as the discourse's main character posts a non-apology and deletes everything smh

like peak late 2000s tumblr

I feel like Cancellpedia would have killed it on Tumblr

🙌🏾 hooray for new skyfriends!

Happy to help hahaha

I don't think you're supposed to bite them

"i dont care! i dont care!!", i continue to insist as i write an all time classic about it

"i dont care! i dont care!!", i continue to insist as i write an all time classic about it

I'm sold, just picked up a copy

my neck
my back
my pussy
my crack
long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony-

alexa play life is a highway wetter remix

I'm stuck scrolling latesky and I feel like I'm raiding the minibar at the Hotel California. I can never leave BUT I get free drinks and candy so

Thank you thank you, not at all happy to be here and yet here I am

🎶 I know when I want to go to bed

(It was an hour ago)

Please remember that adopting a hellhound is not just a lifelong commitment, but afterlife long commitment as well.

(older post I know that gets cycled around, time to get it up here <3, happy spooky season)

Cut my lips into pieces
Thith ith my lath rethort

Apollo 69, let's goooo

"oh yeah, I'm in my chaos era" I whisper, as I place a plastic bottle into the wrong trash can

fuck marry kill: manny, moe, and jack edition. go!

sorry for what I said during my midwestern sad sack dirtbag emo folk-punk phase