tom )|(

trying to think if i’ve actually fooled any of my followers into thinking im dannii minogue cba

jonathan meet your ender

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if you're to believe everything you read in the papers, then you didn't need to change the gender references in the song

This 97 year old diner still serves coke the old fashioned way

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oh you’re so over hagdonna…