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Jörvikshire Ambassador Plenipotentiary to the Court of the Bretwalda in Wülferhampton. Bloody Foreigner and Wülferhamptonian. Been a bit of a Cnut since 865AD. Skön. No jam, no cream.

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Don’t forget to breathe.

Or do. I don’t care.

14.03.2026 19:53 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a woman says you are so creepy sometimes while talking to a man ALT: a woman says you are so creepy sometimes while talking to a man
14.03.2026 19:52 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

For those who don’t pay, sure.

14.03.2026 19:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Can we eat it?
Is it potatoes?

14.03.2026 19:48 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That’s a nope.

14.03.2026 19:47 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Try to stop me.

14.03.2026 19:47 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a pile of gold coins are stacked on top of each other . ALT: a pile of gold coins are stacked on top of each other .

Danegeld takes priority.

12.03.2026 21:22 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Well at least it was mercifully short.

25.02.2026 20:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s no longer ‘towards’ fascism. It ‘is’ fascism.

18.02.2026 19:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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18.02.2026 16:52 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Their comms are terrible. A parish magazine could do better.

18.02.2026 18:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He didn’t realise how many people lent him their votes to Get The Tories Out. And now he doesn’t realise that they’re calling in the loans.

08.02.2026 19:19 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Necessary but not sufficient.

08.02.2026 19:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I am trying to picture these fancy felines.

06.02.2026 09:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I like your menu better than that of the current Bretwalda. Would you like the job?

04.02.2026 18:47 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And Mandy had already been thrown out of government jobs twice for Extreme Dodginess.

04.02.2026 18:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A

03.02.2026 19:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I get those. Annoying. I also get a wooshy feeling in my head and ears sometimes.

02.02.2026 20:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ah. That explains everything.

02.02.2026 20:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Eating only meat will make you pale and constipated, your Regalness. It’s not good for you.

02.02.2026 16:20 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Is it those zigzaggy prismy things?

02.02.2026 16:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He’s good at vegetables.

31.01.2026 21:23 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Let them eat vegetables!

31.01.2026 20:47 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Not from the Normans, at any rate. They are still here.

30.01.2026 10:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Aww, did you miss me?

23.01.2026 08:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You’ve not got any potatoes. I, however, am recently back from the New World.

22.01.2026 14:09 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Only if allegedly laced with strychnine. It might be novichok.

22.01.2026 14:08 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Only if laced with strychnine.

21.01.2026 23:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I never reveal my methods! But I got the invading fruitloop to back down. Scared of the Danes, he is.

21.01.2026 23:07 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Only occasionally. This town has got a bit quiet so I went out on some winter marauding. Greenland is a bit brisk this time of year. Nice to be home.

21.01.2026 22:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0