ZOOTED COMIX

new comic tuesday inspired by @whatsleftcomics.bsky.social

the top 3 best selling Magic the Gathering sets are all universes beyond bc the simple fact is it's exponentially easier to create engaging lore & characters with movies/ TV than it is by thousands of individual trading cards

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i like it when a pretty girl compliments the size of my bong rip

no idea lol

bugs have so many legs and no feet

oh i ate it all can't let food go to waste

stealing is cool you should steal stuff at every opportunity

she wants to be him so bad

it's the strangest thing every time i put my phone on shuffle it plays Steely Dan's Gaucho in track order

chipotle mixed up my order and this person got cheese, sour cream, AND queso. no respect for the delicate role dairy plays in the burrito bowl flavor profile. we used to be a proper country

Beowulf might be the sickest name of all human history

why are pregnant women so sexy

Dungeons & Dragons has officially become mainstream and therefore lame

Seth MacFarlane's obsession with Tom Brady feels performative

the desert is a beautiful place

one time i brought my laptop into work and played Civilization VI at my desk all day and nobody noticed

~ new comic tuesday ~

never has war been this stupid

nobody can depression-eat more cereal than me. especially not that HACK charlie brown

who are you, my girlfriend?

a man in a suit and tie is smiling and looking at the camera ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling and looking at the camera

the newest episode of Starfleet Academy

it's beautiful