Artist re-hired after AI turned out to be too expensive: I'm not sure any of these assets are usable
Former prompt engineer still making $400k who is now her manager: grateful artist crop top doesn't talk back big boob big ass trending on hinge goes to work slut-style is single and has child's face
heres the thing the lying lamestream media is hiding from you: radiohead is good
but are the robots sad. are the aliens horny. those are the questions i ponder
science fiction is meant to explore the questions society is afraid to ask like 'what if a robot was sad' or 'what if an alien was horny'
isn't it crazy how all men pure of both body and mind have fleas 😅 (itching myself) especially the ones who have done no wrong and love you so
[WHITEST GUY YOU EVER MET FLIPPING THROUGH RECORDS AT THE RECORD STORE]
Fear of a black planet? [A bit louder] I wouldn't fear it
transgender drake be like i need a one pronoun
Turning the switch away from "being" to "becoming"
Remember Brockhampton ? That was crazy
Guy at work saying he roots for Inter Miami because of its history
it's weird that the most famous heavy metal song ever made has the lyric "we're off to Never-Never Land." it's like one degree removed from being about how much a talking bear loves honey
Deadlift: Bigger Than Before
Bench Press: Smaller Than Before
Death Wish: Bigger Than Before
Camera roll showing me pictures of myself back when i had long hair. Criminal imo
i put the pussy in a well and barked at it like i’m Lassie
if she’s your witch, why’s she doubling up my toil and trouble?
a trolley is on a track of people and it's running them over. there is no Y in the track, but there's a man with a lever to the side. the caption is: pulling the lever changes the color of the trolley from red to blue.
The jerk store called. I got the job!
hey man, the “i give a fuck” factory called, they said— they said there was a fire
(taking hat off) it was really bad. there was no survivors
Really been enjoying logging in here once a month to see everyone say this website has gotten worse and filled with sickos
(ominously) what’s up playboy
Doing the heaviest deadlift of the week to Rhinestone Cowboy >>>>
[nameless one from planescape torment voice] shaved my ass
shook my wife awake to show her that my student loan statement was available
we held each other and cried tears of joy. it’s finally here. we’ve missed you, and you’ve grown so large
Is this site cool yet
It's not the most ethical move in the world, but in a pinch you can hand off a cursed object to basically any baby
i’ve prayed every night for a career that combines my two passions— sending 1 email every 2 hours and sitting until i get a blood clot
we come to you with heavy hearts saying that @DaAssFucka is no longer part of the moderation team here at Beautiful Planet Pictures & Video
we want all fans of Beautiful Planet Pictures & Video to know that our separation from @DaAssFucka was mutual, and both parties agree our visions did not align
