David Williams

My name is Darth Hawk Tuah hello Grogu

Someone looking at a gravestone says "I miss you dad. I wish I got more time with you." The ground around the grave begins to shift. "Oh my god" says the speaker. A hand emerges from the dirt. A thin, bald man with a long protuberance of a nose, soaking wet, pulls himself from the dirt proclaiming "why yes, it is I, Wet Nude Steve. You've caught me while I've been out tunneling around, experiencing worm pleasures. One of my naughtiest indulgences. Perhaps you would like to explore with me?"

I Miss You Dad

What I've heard in critical reporting is not good, but i'm not an expert on finance, so maybe I've been misled. I think it will all settle one way or the other by 2030 and we'll know for sure then. But the people running a lot of these companies are so dishonest that it makes me nervous

An instagram post from AZ Alkmaar wishing a Happy Birthday to a player called Jizz

I sometimes think I couldn't love John Rogers more, and then he goes and says things like this.

I want to jump this in a motorcycle in GTA so badly right now

I had the single as a kid and listened to it on my fisher price record player all the time and that was literally what I thought they meant. I was probably in my 30s before I thought about it and got what they were actually saying

bounty reports in attempts to scam some reward money. It's just a tower of unethical actors. It's really depressing that THIS is where software engineering has ended up and it's really bad for the future of the industry.

abandoned climate pledges because it would slow down growth. And that is just the LLM companies. People are using them to create software like OpenClaw that is literally dangerous to run on your computer. Or create vibe coded insecure software. Or to inundate open source projects with bullshit bug

how it would be used to create misleading and propagandistic images that are difficult to tell are fake. They could have used steganography to tag images and videos as LLM generated but chose not to. The people running the companies have repeatedly lied about what they are capable of. They have

LLM companies used illegally obtained copyrighted materials to train the models. They released alpha level software to the public at large. They continue offering the software after it was directly responsible for multiple deaths. They published image generation software without any care for

One of the massive problems with LLMs is the complete lack of any ethics from companies creating them and offering products based on them or generated by them to the public. It's disturbing and it's everywhere

mcgruff the crime dog on instagram (@mcgruffatncpc) standing next to the text "VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN PLEDGE"

crime dog you gotta find some better wording for this

Onkol Fe'ster

Never forget who the H-E-B grocery store chain is named for

If the money man comes calling and my skills are dependant on their software, I don't have any skills

But what about the issue that the companies running these models are pricing them at a significant loss and don't have a clear path to profitability? I don't care if Anthropic is unprofitable, but if I'm dependent on Claude to write code then I need them to exist and stay affordable

A lot like how you learn in high school to start every essay with a thesis statement followed by three paragraphs supporting the statement and then a conclusion reststing everything, even though no good writer actually writes like that. It's useful when you're not a good writer yet

Minesweeper: Strait of Hormuz edition

Also that movie is so great, both from a narrative perspective and a technical perspective

I don't know if it's the same as with music where only the wheat survived and the chaff is mostly forgotten, but the amount of old movie posters that I see that should be hanging in an art museum is very high

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, “need groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, “eh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy

It's true the young lady and her SNAP card were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!

According to FOX NEWS only 12% of people think the biggest problem with our tax system is that the amount of taxes they pay is too high vs 45% thinking it is rich people paying too little. Really makes Jefferies tax cuts seem like not a brilliant populist move compared to raising taxes on the rich

It was wildly disappointing to hear lefty dudes say "believe women" and then say "Kobe was one of the greatest to ever play the game. Legend who will be missed" when he died

It was wildly disappointing how many "lefty" dudes were willing to give Kobe a total pass for assaulting that woman because he helped their team win championships. Sports fandom is toxic af sometimes

An entire generation has been convinced online that Kobe Bryant was “found innocent,” and I cannot express how much that did not happen.

His victim stopped cooperating with prosecutors because she was getting so much harassment, and he begged her to settle.