Court♏️

I’m le cooked

When the sex is so good you consider witchcraft to make them yours forever 🥴💀

I literally just use this app to tweet things I can’t put on twitter

Also the “shit talking” I did was simply tell my other friends what they were doing to me and how I was choosing to react to it 😅 but yeah sure I’m the horrible person at play here

It’s laughable to me how my ex friends went IN on me for “shit talking” them, all while I’m still finding out MONTHS later how they’ve done nothing but shit talk and bad mouth me to anyone willing to listen 💀

Like how embarrassing

What I hated the MOST about that apartment is how fucking hard it was moving out with just my sister and I 😭 genuinely will never forget that

This is actually so damn sweet I could vomit 😭💕 I love this so so sooooo much for you!!!

I sometimes really miss my apartment, and other days I’m so glad I don’t live there anymore

Truly a love hate thing

Like holy fuck?? Dating genuinely makes me miss my ex and how comfy and cozy our relationship was 💀😭 I hate men in Winnipeg

The first guy, his post was just girls praising him cause they’re friends; one girl slandered him by saying he’s a shitty guy go date and sucks in bed 😂 the second guy??? Lied about his divorce being finalized, became FWB with this girl and lied to her about being on dating apps and so much more 💀

Forgot to update; date went very well! But he was recently posted to the “are we dating the same guy?” Fb page and holy shit, I think I dodged a major bullet by not seeing him again. Like his post was 10000000% worse than the first guys post 💀😭😂

The sensory ick of a paper straw going through the lid of a fast food soda cup 🥴🥴🥴

She would always do those kicks at me and then cry for me to scratch/pet her her again

Harley always meowed at me every morning for attention and breakfast and I lowkey miss it. She was my fur bestie 😭😭

My ex roommate was actually a bitch and a half, but I miss her cats so much. They loved me so much cause I always fed them and gave all the attention 🥹😭 I miss my kitty friends so much

Got another date with someone new next week 🤪 let’s hope this one works out better than the last LOL god I hate being single

The “one last secret” vids on TikTok tonight are ACTUALLY crazy and I’m here for it.

THANK YOUUU!!! It went sooo well 🥹

I am SO NERVOUS

Horror story where a woman is threatened by a monster in her basement but is more terrified of having to make a phone call to someone about it, and just keeps putting off calling an exorcist or exterminator or something

A year later she and the monster are buddies

Oh fuck yes

We’re going on a date to the rec room this Saturday. Am I nervous? Very. But am I also super excited?? Also very

Helped my older sister move into her new lil house today and I’m genuinely very proud of what her and I accomplished alone. Like damn, our parents did not raise quitters or girls who back down

I could seriously fuck up a huge greasy poutine rn

I actually have a crush now and that’s disgusting because how is this man making me feel so giddy?

Crushes are such a love hate thing for me

Like this is the dream

Started talking to a guy on bumble who is also a swiftie and now I must meet him