It's simple. Just announce the war is over every morning before the stock market opens. Then right after it closes double down with threats of an even bigger, longer war.
Just do this every day forever. The war and the market siloed off in two alternating realities that never meet.
US INTELLIGENCE SOURCES SAY IRAN IS STARTING TO PLACE MINES IN THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ, A KEY SHIPPING PATH, ACCORDING TO CBS NEWS.
SoH transits:
Incredible.
That’s right brother
Front-month WTI has traded in a *thirty eight dollar range* today. Markets have no idea how to price what's happening right now.
Congrats to Iran on winning the war
*IDF: IDENTIFIED MISSILES LAUNCHED FROM IRAN TOWARD ISRAEL
Buy everything last 10 minutes (sans energy & defense) @finviz_com
Has he told Iran that they won the war?
S&P 500, NASDAQ 100 QUICKLY RISE TO SESSION HIGHS
There you go
US retail sales
Watch those insider Kalshi bets rack up
Hormuz Traffic Vessel movements through the Strait have come to a near total halt
Traffic through the Strait of Hormuz
lol
market maker of last resort now activated, as the fallout from the US/Israel illegal war spreads uncontrollably
Ok
[guttural groan] Stove! We’re going to touch it - can we touch it? Are we allowed to touch it? - there’s only one way to tell if the stove has gone on and that’s to use your hand
TAIWAN'S STABILIZATION FUND MAY CONVENE MEETING ON MARKETS
MSCI'S ASIA INDEX ENTERS CORRECTION TERRITORY
The lines are all going 📉 but even if Trump announces “victory” tomorrow, this war isn’t going to stop.
RBOB gasoline futures prompt: $3.05% +11% ... implies $4.00 at the pump
Jan '27: $2.17 +6% ... implies $3.12 at the pump (come winter)
Holy hell
$111?!
WTI flirting with its biggest premium over Brent crude oil since 2010
Your show has taught me that the line between swingers and human trafficking is closer than I thought.
