Olaf’s Dad

Omg what!!!

I’ll be in SLC in October!!

I’m in my ~ threesome era ~ these days

It’s like my pager knows when I’m naked that it will decide to start ringing

My new swim thong arrived. Happy Pride!

How do I explain to my attending that I need us to run the list faster at the end of the day so I can get to the gym because pride is coming up and I need my body to be naked pool party ready and it is NOT

Being gay is keeping an emergency speedo in your car just in case

It’s 2025. Why are you wearing long board shorts? Grow up.

I have to stop getting attracted to men at the walk in STI clinic

I’m okay with both. The candor is also very appreciated.

How are you going to send me a heart transplant from West Virginia at 3 pm on a Friday?? Oh, and the transplant team wants to manage the meds via fax…..

But I’ve known you for years! I’ve known these guys for minutes.

Making gay friends here has been confusing and difficult for me. I’m not sure if people are being nice to me because they are genuinely kind, or if it’s because they want to fuck me.

Why am I so bad at telling if people are flirting with me? I just thought you were being friendly

What ya going to get?

Thinking about getting a slutty little thigh tattoo

Oh trust me, I would

Learned of a 150 person sex party that I missed last weekend. Was told I could be invited to the next one. Umm, if I wanted to disappoint 150 people I’d just give my Grand Rounds presentation again.

My nana Shirley is looking up at this and smiling

Make it $8 and you got a deal

I’m down. How much we talking?

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It’s giving

I must be on some algorithm or my nudes leaked or something because I have gotten over 200 Instagram follow requests in the past day

Of course you can girlie. Make my day.

I want ice cream for dinner

This is your reminder to go through and cancel all your subscription services so that you can take advantage of the discounts they inevitably offer to convince you to stay

I absolutely love providing gender affirming care. Got to celebrate with a patient who had his top surgery today. It was incredible!

I’m a fan

I can’t wait to make enough money to open my own gym for folks with disabilities to work on strength training.

Be right over with my planner!