Suzy ✨

last year i announced my MA acceptances via horny chain texts so i do have a brand

the real reason why im an internet studies scholar is bc my first reaction to getting rejected from a phd program is to make a meme to announce the news

im not a classics girlie but i fear that jane eyre is indeed doing it for me

Turning 28 is so funny bc I am finally in my ‘late twenties’ and people who hate my fanfics can FINALLY comment that I’m ‘pushing 30’

honestly watching heated rivalry in one sitting this weekend has done wonders getting me to stop obsessively checking my email for grad school updates bc now i just think about the gay hockeys instead

the olympics (organization) is basically evil but the olympics (concept, performances) are some of the best shit we as humans do

DOMHALL GLEESON AND CILLIAN MURPHY?????

delighted that i got to sit inside the stage at this beautiful mess of a musical it will live on forever in my heart

writing an academic piece about fanfiction is so funny bc how on earth do i cite my immortal in mla format

If you're also feeling burnt out, I really think you should remove the app and just use on desktop. Scrolling becomes less of a compulsion and you reduce screentime. Get news from some sites you know each day. Stay in touch with friends via texts and letters. Stop stressing yourself out.

Alrighty after two weeks of Bluesky being deleted from my phone and only accessing it via desktop, I think I have decided this is the best setup for my mental health and screentime. Obvi I love being in the loop and discussing everything fun, but it's better for me if I only do it for 5 min per day

Like sorry everyone I must lock in on 1. Politics and 2. My classes about imperialism

Okay I need to take a break from this app for a couple days bc (and this is NOT shade like find joy where you can I get it) I simply cannot deal with how bad it feels to scroll through a feed where 50% is talking about today’s murder and the other 50% is posting song battle brackets

We are… one week into 2026….

A screenshot from SpongeBob where SpongeBob’s hand points to a small SpongeBob in the background of a commercial as Mr Krabs laughs. The audio that usually accompanies this is ‘look Gary, there I am!’

My first academic publication went live last week and now my school’s English department is promoting it on their insta

My no-fun-at-parties take is that "christmas is a secular holiday" is an uncomfortable way of assuring me that christianity is the status quo and everything outside of that is an aberration. Sorry! It's still a christian holiday!! Just because you're an atheist doesn't make it secular!

The only thing I want for Christmas is the live mixes of every song from the reputation set bc while I’m not a rep girlie the guitar going in lywmmd is UNREASONABLY good

Uhhh what stage of fascism are we in now

For the first time in my life… I finished a semester with a 4.0 GPA 🥹

swifties why does every single line in seven feel like taylor swift has entered my home and repeatedly punched me in the stomach

Jan is really hitting blue steel every time the camera is looking in his direction

Florence coming out of the lift and being like 'oh my god thats fucking taylor swift' is absolutely sending me

Gonna be offline until Saturday to avoid any spoilers about the docuseries since I’m not gonna watch it until then 🫡

(For context, I was still a pretty new swiftie when folklore came out and I was like ‘oh that’s crazy, yeah I’ll give it a listen’ the next day, while evermore was a situation where I got the announcement and FREAKED OUT)

Evermore I love you so much and I will NEVER forget you, the first Taylor Swift album I had the pleasure of freaking out over in the hours leading up to it

Top 5:
right where you left me
gold rush
champagne problems
willow
marjorie

BEYONCÉ MET GALA COCHAIR I AM ON THE FUCKING FLOOR RN

We need to permanently retire "get that bag" and bring back the shame of selling out!! Sorry!!

For all of my video essay folks: I think we all moved on from Folding Ideas’ ‘I Don’t Know James Rolfe’ wayyyy too fast

Will never forgive that bald man for giving the great impersonator a 1/10 because this album continues to wow me ESPECIALLY when the closing track just point blank says ‘THIS IS A CRY FOR HELP’ as no one notices her distress

I’m halfway through An Academic Affair and I need everyone to know this is PEAK rivals to lovers
Also as an academic… crazy that academic worldwide is a hot fucking mess