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@crispcrustacean

Chronic doodler, Counseling Grad Student, Magic the Gathering enthusiast. I love dogs, fungi, crabs, and corvids Known for always having the correct opinion and massive hubris.

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That might be a good experiment - let me know how it works out!

10.03.2026 19:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What time/temp settings do you use?

10.03.2026 16:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I absolutely love Aetherize! As opposed to traditional board wipes in commander, it can allow for the other players to really go in and punish another player for their greedy attacks, whereas larger board wipes just lead to multiple turns of rebuilding

10.03.2026 16:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean Tomik is Orzhov so maybe his partner is rubbing off on him a little.

09.03.2026 23:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you use this with Isshin + Cunning Rhetoric for card advantage + Lightmine Field, Powerstone Minefield, and Circle Of Flame to nuke whatever is coming at you it would be fun

06.03.2026 20:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Windows 14 rumored to have a free trial with no limit on playtime all the way up to level 70, including the award winning expansions "Heavensward" and "Stormblood," sources say.

05.03.2026 16:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 6411 ๐Ÿ” 2437 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 61 ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

I miss the "Designed for draft" design philosophy sets had. Now packs have a "Designed for Commander" philosophy and it feels off with how many legendary creatures are just there with no story beats. If they don't have a story, how legendary can they really be >_>

06.03.2026 14:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is shameful - the housing market in this country is broken and this sort of commercial activity makes things worse for people, not better.

04.03.2026 15:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks for the info friend!
*Makes Aarakocra Monk*

27.02.2026 20:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hell yeah! What grade are they in? Hope the school year is going awesome for them so far!

20.02.2026 14:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean for a tokens/sac/aristocrats insect strat he's a good one

20.02.2026 04:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Damn, no love for Mazirek?
cards.scryfall.io/large/front/...

20.02.2026 03:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So the cost would be reduced by the Destined Warrior, but it would not count towards your party while it is not a creature. But Lo and Li would put a +1/+1 counter on it since it doesn't specify "Advisor Creature"

19.02.2026 20:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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my 1st and second try

18.02.2026 19:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Im technically correct, the best type of correct?

18.02.2026 18:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To each their own - however if you are rolling up with a theft deck with your deck looking like that I am not letting you touch my rectangles

18.02.2026 18:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Esper tokens deck that runs Zulaport cutthroat and a sac outlet?

18.02.2026 17:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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there is a secret, second DePietro

17.02.2026 20:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hear me out

17.02.2026 19:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah my first thought was Telepathy, but then I realized unsummon can do work

17.02.2026 04:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also you could slam a bunch of sphinx's in there to search for and make it a kindred deck

17.02.2026 04:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Isperia seems fun - run it with a bunch of bounce effects and profit!

17.02.2026 04:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Second weekly giveaway of 2026 is my Delicious in Dungeon food token!

And I sketched Senshi on the back.

Drawing a winner Sunday the 15th, follow me and share this to enter.

09.02.2026 16:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 55 ๐Ÿ” 31 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

I do miss that time where playing eldrazi was actually a little hard. No colors and very expensive mana cost. These days you have 5 colors and all the ramp in the world

13.02.2026 18:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At one point (during this era) I had to explain to my brother that, while Kozilek was a legal commander, that if he wanted to play the game without everyone locking eyes and silently deciding to take him down that maybe he should make a deck that had a hidden eldrazi theme

13.02.2026 18:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How do you feel about Denmark? Heard they're wanting to snipe out Americans into their workforce.

12.02.2026 15:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Toast

12.02.2026 00:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

God I love Vortex. IT'S SO EASY TO TRIGGER!

10.02.2026 15:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The main thing that is stopping my friends from making the change and fully migrating over to Stoat is that y'all don't have an IOS app yet. Any idea when that will happen?

09.02.2026 17:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Here's a couple of my favorites! The rendmaw is signed by Ryan Pancoast.

06.02.2026 14:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0