Adam Wolcott

He’s here! Our little Miles came this week. He’s equal parts good boy and terror!

One thing about The Container Store is there will always be gays. Gays looking for places to put stuff.

Work hotel room has a whole kitchen & that’s what this post is about

My little guy, Miles, comes home in about a month.

Happy Birthday, Greg! 🥂

You never realize how much you love breathing out of your nose until you can’t 🤧

A week late, but everything about Wicked was wonderful. 💚🩷

Reading this in a 5:00am Uber to JFK and could not agree more

Mini Longhaired Dachshund coming January 2025. He’s a male, tbd on his gender identity. I need name suggestions if you have them.

I just decided to get myself a dog for Christmas. I’ve thought about it for so long & I’ve just decided I’m doing it. Watch this space.

How do you do this? Recipe you follow that you can link?

This is my ideal Thanksgiving! I often skip or only take a little bit of Turkey anyway.

Exactly! You can only be the best you & life is so much better when you do!

Those little spoons at ice cream shops

There’s very little correlation to physical attractiveness, there’s a very high correlation to insecurity. Hot or not, people who are mean are mean because they don’t like themselves and they take it out on the people they come in contact with.

Dayummm

I feel like I’m never ready for it until
about the week of Thanksgiving. So… next week.

forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times

Tonight my cycling instructor dedicated the angst playlist to his new ex-boyfriend & that’s the kind of gay pettiness that I want to see from all of you

Morning yoga, roast in the crockpot, laundry done, Harry Potter marathon kind of Sunday. For all the new followers - this is the kind of gay I am 🧘🏻‍♂️

This is so sweet! Time flies! 🏳️‍🌈

I’m going to wait for a review or two… the preview left me unsure if it would live up. I hope it does!

Oh how I love the off-season 🌲 🍂 🔥

This is a speedo check. Show us you in a speedo.

21, Reputation, Dangerous Woman

Premium hangover trio: Water, Diet Coke, Bloody Mary.

Don’t mind me, I’m on a following spree of the gays. My feed is way more political than I need it to be right now

Ok then vvnderwhelming is funny

Agreed. I didn’t find the “we voted for you” sketch at all funny. I know it was satire but it felt like giving in.