Jacob Bethell is the only cricketer to be averaging single figures in 1st knocks and triple figures in 2nd knocks in Test cricket
Jacob Bethell Test averages
1st inns: 9.16
2nd inns: 100.50
#AUSvENG
Excited for Sunderland 0-0 Newcastle later, freezing the rivalry in its mutual perma-rattled stasis until the next time
Never seen anything like our second goal. Skubala is a genius. Proper futsal stuff
This is why they win the ashes - there is literally nothing else to do
smug journos on the thread here don’t get it and never will. I will vote for this precisely because polanski won’t equivocate or water down to try and impress them. we’re well past the point of that being useful
Ben stokes talks some shite but at least it isn’t this ChatGPT bollocks
been to the Greggs pub. Something very dubai about it
if The Disgusting Brothers had ground us out the game first innings / chased it in 85 overs then yes fair enough. Pointless to give up on the process after one test. Viva Baz
perma-rattled by the Perth test obviously but why anyone thinks that stokes et al will just roll over to the ‘proper cricket’ merchants after getting into a winning position is beyond me
Games gone
“Who do you support mate?”
“Iron man”
“Nice one mate”
might become a marvel fan or some other shite and always be entertained by the things I enjoy. Football and cricket are horrific
Freddie Draper today... the prophecy is correct. he has arrived.
the disgusting brothers will take this to day 3
CA nanobots in the pitch fixing the result I see
4D chess from Stokes
CRICKET CRICKET CRICKET
steve smith, you scored 17 on your specialist subject, "getting hit by jofra archer"
JOFRAAAAAA
series void (stadium too big)
as soon as it was mentioned on comms I knew we’d make that happen 😅
PR equivalent of one of his leaves
No choice but to back Panesar here. Less than 24 hours from the first ball. Steve Smith is an evil cheat who prepared an answer to deflect. I’m multi screening Chis Tremlett compilations at work today
I’m rattled by this accurate historical fact
I’m gonna call him Brendan Dogging and then wake up to him taking 6-15
to get where this guy is in the Labour Party you will have had to lie, cheat, screw over people relentlessly… all so you can go on telly and defend this while the party is on 19% in the polls. Hahaha
They didn’t just elect a nonce, they elected a cartoon slapstick nonce and they did it TWICE
the people pretending not to understand football policing on Thurs night would have had a fit at the metal fence separating home and away fans leaving the Rotherham ground today
We were proud to cheer on Aston Villa tonight together in our Zioness shirts - which apparently were so controversial that Islamists reported us and claimed we are @MaccabiTLVFC fans (the horror!). Instead of telling the bigots to take a hike, the stadium pulled us out of our seats to interrogate us before shout 30 security guards and police about being Zionists, and accused us of wearing Israeli football club shirts. I was then personally asked by the stadium security what "Zioness" means to me — to which I answered, a female Zionist. Luckily, the statt and police realized how stupid this is and allowed us to returned to our seats in peace...but this is absolutely racist discrimination and we will not be silent about it. It cannot be that fans are discriminated against this way by extremists simply because of who we are.
Stuff from crackpot activists that cropped up on my TL this morning is wild. Do you think the public will be horrified when you tell them that stewards were twitchy because you went to the home end as away fans, then made a big show of being away fans? Have you been to a football match before.
cheat (c)
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cryarse
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