Reminder that in a week SafeFantasyToys.com won't work as I sort out its hosting in the early part of 2026. The Neocities URL is where to go in the meantime.
Reminder that in a week SafeFantasyToys.com won't work as I sort out its hosting in the early part of 2026. The Neocities URL is where to go in the meantime.
Site updated. All has been simplified to reflect changes and so I could make an update sooner.
The main dot-com URL won't work starting in January as I need to focus hosting funds elsewhere, so there's now a Neocities backup (safefantasytoys.neocities.org). Hopefully I'm back to the dot-com soon.
White text on a purple background with sparkling magical mist and two mushroom illustrations: Fantasy Grove Black Friday Sale Live Now! 40% and more off current inventory 200+ new toys dropping at 2p est 25% off new drop New model release with drop Sale lasts until midnight November 30th Explore the magic at fantasygrove.com
Our biggest sale of the year is live now!
The drop will be in a little under four hours, but all old inventory is currently on sale! All premade toys are 40% off or more, take a peak at the oldest stock for some really wild discounts!
Official Black Friday Sales:
30% off pre-made stuff
10% off made-to-order items
(some) inclusion MTOs are open
Free ceramic ornaments with purchases over [some amount tbd; I'll commend under this with more info shortly]
π₯ Black Week Sale is LIVE! π₯
Our biggest sale of the year is here! Get 25-45% off all our pre-made inventory!
Valid until Monday December 1st 18:00/6pm CET/12pm EST.
Find our sale here: twilightmeadowcreations.com/collections/...
Twitter posts read: Hello everyone! Unfortunately, Kreature Toys is winding down business and will be going on indefinite hiatus soon. We will be closing custom orders at the end of the day this coming Saturday (11/9/25), so order while you can! Premade toys will be available until they are gone. Also, we will be listing a large batch of new inventory at steep discounts in the next few weeks as we use up our silicone stock, so keep an eye out for an announcement for that! Website reads: GOING OUT OF BUSINESS SALE UNTIL NOVEMBER 15TH 40% off all premade toys 35% off Syx, Sylenos, Audrey 30% off Cerberus, Uldred, Uldred's Maw 20% off all other customs Discounts automatically applied at checkout!
Kreature Toys is having a going-out-of-business sale.
www.kreaturetoys.com
a pile of very sparkly pink, purple, and teal silicone sex toys
Starting the month out with some ridiculously pretty crystal pours in soft+!
Alright itβs long over due so we are doing a giveaway here! Like,follow, repost and be 18+ and you can win any current instock toy or custom, also doing this on twitter so enter twice! #dongs
Order receipt for $250 donation towards a food bank, plus $7.50 transaction fee. The food bank's name has been redacted.
Got any spare cash? Donate to your local food banks, pantries, or other aid services. There is always need, but with the uncertainty of SNAP benefits in Nov for 42 million people, 1.4 million federal workers going unpaid, and the overall economy, more people need more help right now.
If you're dealing with food insecurity with food stamps being cut off in November, you can find local food pantries at foodfinder.us
FindHelp also has food bank and pantry listings, as well as other mutual aid orgs and resources
findhelp.org
A pile of skull pillar toys in a wide variety of colors
Announcement: from now until the end of October, every medium and large Octoberween mystery bag will come with an ADDITIONAL free Skull Pillar toy!
www.lovemuscletoys.com/products/nov...
Meet Jack.
Also Iβll be doing another mini drop later today or early tomorrow. Got some last minute goodies I made last night.
The Calaveras Realistic Dildo with Skull Balls standing upright. It has a phallic head, a long curved shaft, and two large hand-sculpted skulls in place of balls.
The Calaveras pictured from the side. This one is poured in orchid, uv green, and vivid indigo.
The Calaveras pictured on its side from below. The phallic head comes to somewhat of a point, with a crown swooping out to frame it.
GIVEAWAY to celebrate our Halloween exclusive's yearly return! uberrime.com/collections/...
This is the Calaveras. (Measurements in the next post.) Hand-poured with soft, body-safe silicone!
To ENTER, simply:
- Follow our account
- Like & share this post
US, 18+ only. Winner drawn September 30th.
An image of a huge jackboot crushing a comic artist and a bunch of comic pages. The boot is marked by the logos for MasterCard, Visa, Paypal, and Stripe. Below the image there is text which reads: Don't let Payment Processors tell YOU what you can buy! It is not a payment processor's role to decide what kind of content you can or cannot spend money on, so long as it is a legal transaction. Fight back against the unjust policies hurting artists and creators online! https://yellat.money/ https://stop-paypros.neocities.org/
Let's Keep Calling!
And it's funded.
Annnd it's launched. #dongsky #sextoys www.backerkit.com/c/projects/p...
FYI if you like tarot + sex toys, this crowdfunding campaign starts later today: www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti...
Wanna go vote on your favorite toys?
altporn.net/2025-altstar...
#nsfw #dongsky
We are so excited that our models have been nominated for this yearβs AltStar awards! Thank you for all the love and support π₯°
Congratulations to all the talented artists that are nominated
It would mean the world to us if youβd take a moment to vote for your favorites
altporn.net/016-altstar-...
For the sake of space and growth, we've had to make some decisions about some retirements. Our 2 Charlie Models, most of our Vinyl Stickers, and our XFirm silicone options are being discontinued. Use code 'GOODBYECHARLIE' for 20% off at SquidlyCo.com thru April 30th for a last chance snag! #dongsky
A potato-shaped dildo on a flared base. The potato is strangely shaped, with a nubby curved tip and a wide body.
The potato-shaped dildo laying on its side.
The potato-shaped dildo standing beside a soda pop can for scale.
The only Dicktater we can get behind!
Fall in line for 5 inches of silicone spud cast from a real root vegetable. Made to the same high standard as any other Uberrime toy, this mater-tater is fully functional β with a flared base for safe rooty-booty use.
uberrime.com/products/the...
Feeling like you need a bit more meat in your pants? Do your eyes glaze over at the mention of a good glizzy? Donβt let your hunger get the wurst of you, try our new packer, The Hot Donger! Now you can be 100% beef, without the filler.
A picture of rainbow colored silicone banana dildos. The text says "the Peeldo is back! www.Lycantasy.com - now available in 6 colors. Buy Banana Bunch and get a free Lyca Squishable!"
Well, Italian Plumber Racing just got weird again... the Peeldo is BACK.
You asked, so we brought it back, now in all 6 limited-time colors, plus options for custom colors too!
Donβt slip up, this offerβs only good until April 8th!: lycantasy.com/products/pee...
Introducing our new line: Dil-Go Fuck Yourself!
Not an April Fool's toy, but they're on brand for the day!
The Fascinating Fascinusβ¨
Extra extra! One of the stolen artifacts from the Museum of Creature Cove has been recovered.
HelmΓΌtt the Fascinator is a good luck charm crafted in ancient times that is said to protect the holder from the silly willies.
Happy April Fools Day!
#dongsky #monsterfucker πΊ
We're coming in hot & yearning for the mines with a drop to make any blockhead happy our Mineshaft drop includes limited bundles available at 8 am AZ MST & is also packed with one-size toys temporarily available via *Custom order
#baddragon
bad-dragon.com/pages/minesh...
Looking for a new ride?
Try the CyberFuck. A word of caution though; It's a little heavy for it's size, and might get stuck.
www.primalhardwere.com/product/NFCEO
If you've ever wanted a taste of the finer life, you'll find this very a-brie-able!
For our americans, it's on the Akifu Spicerack page: Spicerack.market/sex-toys/strokers/cheese-wedge-88e872e
Or the Gaudy Gryphon store: www.gaudygryphon.com/product/Chee...