Rod AF

Godspeed Telarico, but after an exchange like that you really gotta wonder if Texas chose the wrong candidate in the primary

This meeting could have been a nap time

Haha I didn't even know Italy played actual hockey (i.e. on ice) The local league is roller skates on a concrete rink

Octopus: You know, you call them tentacles, but there's only eight of them.

And that's my dad joke of the week I will see myself out now

Collen Jones rest her soul would never have phrased it as such

Stephen Cooke in the streets, Journalist Wolf in the sheets

You mean noted eugenics proponent and suffragist-but-only-for-white-women Agnes MacPhail? That one? Yeah, what you said times 100

Fun fact, in Canada the chimpanzee is pronounced "chimpan-zed"

I canceled my Strava subscription because of their utter shit "Athlete Intelligence" feature serving up a constant barrage of hot garbage takes on my workout. And yes I resubscribed after learning that I could disable it and got a 25% discount but *still*.

The best part is that he'll probably have a full hour and a half of fresh material for the show, possibly specifically about Halifax

If your first instinct upon hearing about Epstein's island is to fear that you're missing out and beg for a trip then there musk be something seriously wrong with you

Transphobic shit-ass of an author notwithstanding, maybe people are finally figuring out that the books weren't all that great to begin with

Next time I do a Costco run I'll be like, "hey honey I'm running some professional grade logistics, do you need anything?"

Homer Simpson being interviewed on Kent Brockman's show with the quote "Oh Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes."

"It takes more than just a few minutes to land the Hindenburg"

This would never have happened under Turkey Gallant's watch just saying

Huge win for the Trump/Vance propaganda machine. The fact that so many people are cool with this is horrifying

The Songs: The Cheat is Not Dead YouTube video by ebyam93

Katy Jean is not dead, I'm so glad Katy Jean is not dead. Just the claps! youtu.be/iI3xBNlXPl8?...

I have often reminded myself, and occasionally the people that I love, that "your best" is a variable. Everyone is doing their best, every day. Some days it might not seem like much and that's okay.

A recent event reminded me to go back to this discussion: I admit I was wrong, and I appreciate that you engaged in respectful dialog. Cheers!

Please delete Hogarts Legacy from your computer

If we are "in keeping with our long-standing commitment to upholding the rule of law and democracy" then why did you not condemn in no uncertain terms the actions of the US in this invasion? Do better, Hon. Anand. For yourself and for all of Canada.

"At least nobody's talking about the Epstein files now!" - Trump and his pedo cronies I assume

So... they're so good at their job that they've made a living at it for years? Where's the problem here?

My wife said literally the same thing tonight. She also said that Frosty the Snowman was an anarchist and firm believer that ACAB and hard to disagree

Give Up The Ghost (of Christmas Past)

Stop Wassailing

Decks The Halls Dark

Wrapt Like Presents in a Christms Box

Followed by "Fake Plastic Christmas Trees"