Westervision USA

In Soviet Russia…

DOWN WITH MATH

Math is a useful tool for explaining the world but need not be employed in constructing it

starting an Antialgorithmic movement in art, life, philosophy.

Railing sculpture by Czech artist Libor Hurda

a 2028 campaign ad where the average american voter is represented as the guy from memento but all the tattoos are like “every republican president destroys the economy and starts a war in the middle east“ or “trump was president during covid”

Train Dreams was not my cup of tea at all, but it has another William H Macy playing an old codger bit in it and that definitely was. Very happy we made it to the Macy Codger era.

Trump is the first Seinfeld President

I love the notes app because it's like 40-50 grocery lists, 20-30 to-do lists that have never been finished, the random titles of books, tv shows, movies, and albums your friends want you to check out and then like 16 depressed "journal" entries where you're like "is this all really worth it"

love the notion of trump seeing all these pictures and going "ha ha ha look at little marco"

Marco Rubio wearing a navy suit and black dress shoes. He's looking down at his feet.

"i think he bought the wrong size"

Han Solo saying "It's the ship that made the Straits of Hormuz in 12 parsecs"

I like reading the Choitner interviews! I grew up in a passive aggressive house so it feels like home to me but it’s not enough!!!!!

We‘ve been doing “politician just said _____” and then pulling a face while showing a clip of them saying the opposite since the Iraq war. We need people to start doing a second move after that one. Desperately. It’s not enough to pull a face! It doesn’t work!!!!

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

Let’s talk about Hard Target instead

Talking about AI stuff has reached “discussion of the Star Wars prequels” levels of I don’t want to do this anymore

I want Charlie Brown to have hoes

if you've ever seen The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly in a movie theater, you get infected with this disease where you just NEED to see it again in a movie theater or you go mad every 10 years or so and I'm overdue

Me (emotionally manipulative master): Should I kill myself... Or have a cup of coffee

My simple servant with hunch back and 1 eye: Cup of coffee my lord!! Cup of coffee

Resign

Let’s go Brandon

TFW you’re reading J. Hoberman’s Everything Is Now: The 1960s New York Avant-Garde & become intrigued by the description of an early “Beat” Jonas Mekas film featuring one of the Shadows main cast & a lot of Cold War nuclear angst & then entirely by accident you discover, of course Tubi has it.

Threw my phone into the river when trying to take a photo of a bird and accidentally hit the switch camera button and was suddenly confronted with a horrifying vision of a beastly man whose countenance drove my mind to madness

<chanting> Pretzel dog. Pretzel dog.

An ad with Uncle Sam, a big red clock, and a small clock with a human body. "Victory!" Congress passes daylight saving bill. "Get your Hoe Ready!"

Get Your Hoe Ready!

#daylightsavingtime