BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺

I exert dominance by pretending I'm going to sit on my cat when she's in my favorite chair.

Probably time to shave the legs, right? *sigh*

Even the markets are tired of this guy .

i have this thing about wanting to see snow on the ground on my birthday. it's a day late, but there is snow on the ground ... awww yeah

“and if choosing to wear boxer shorts as part of a costume they must be on top of trousers that provide full coverage or you will be denied admittance.”

lmao

Wrapping myself around a pillow like it’s an anchor, keeping me tethered to this world as my dreams try and make me take flight

Pampers: Babies just don't stop!
Me: *racks shotgun*

Hormuz? I barely touched her!

My skeets just got labeled high in protein may cause constipation

for bob saget that's just a regular tuesday night because he's not a fuckin' square

The bags under my eyes could hold a whole household of clothes

Here she comes. She's a man eater

It's the 69th day of the year. Did you celebrate? 😝

I'm still depressed but at least I'm hot 😏

Man Man is improving quick-quick

chasing the suspect into an abandoned warehouse

“i know you’re in here, doxx yourself and come out with your hands up!”

Getting the supreme car wash because I love sour cream

I wish I had 5 million dollars, just like my dad.

He also wished he had 5 million dollars.

Hormuz with some pita chips would be clutch rn

when you drop a whole bag of m&m's it's the five day rule

If it’s over everyone’s head or has a typo please return it, it’s mine.

can’t, I’m busy playing with my Hormuz

Bro have you ever even piloted an oil tanker through the Strait of Hormuz bro

😂😂😂 I just watched Disorderlies last week
They were the second cassette tape I ever owned

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character...

Want these for my Subaru

I am sitting in my car taking a selfie. I have a brown box on my lap that had purple markings all over it. I am wearing a purple stone bracelet and a brown cow print sweater. One hand is holding the phone and the other hand is pinching my bottom lips. I’m wearing glasses and have an Afro

Me posing with my boxes that are ready to ship to their keepers <3

(please buy my art so I can heal away from my abusers and have access to health care)(or donate to my GoFundMe)(or to me)

www.zisshit.com
GFM in bio
Venmo: @zzz22
Cashapp: $ziizzzii

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it's my birthday today!

placed an order for doordash. the driver refused to bring it in, and left it at the front door of my building. i got outside just in time for a neighbour to walk away with it

Oh boy, am I done with this “future governor” shit.
Goddamn Nazis.