Donald, on the other hand, couldn't even get into college. When he graduated from New York Military Academy that spring, he hadn't yet been accepted anywhere and asked his older sister, Maryanne, for help. She drove him around to local schools close enough to my grandparents' house so he could commute, and Fordham University finally found a spot for him. Fordham, however, wasn't prestigious enough for him. He had his sights set on the University of Pennsylvania and the Wharton School.
Because Maryanne did his homework for him and wrote his papers, his grades were decent enough, but he worried about the SATs. To hedge his bets, he paid a guy he knew, with a reputation for being a good test taker, to take his SATs for him. Just to be on the safe side, he also asked my dad to speak with his fraternity brother, who worked in Penn's admissions office to put in a good word.
From his niece, Mary Trump:
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Donald Trump is the biggest fraud that has ever existed. On every single count.
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He went to NYMA, which is where NYC Mafia families and other wealthy people from NYC and Long Island sent their unruly morons. It's more Hunt's Point than West Point.
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Hahahhahahahaha toy soldier really hopes you think the military academy is the military!
It ainโt lol
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"Military academy" is where desperate parents with failing ill-behaved children turn to "discipline them into line."
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To the "I didn't vote for this" folks. You voted for a convicted felon. A twice-impeached president. A man found liable for sexual abuse, who tried to overthrow an election. And now gas prices are surging, we're at war, and soldiers are coming home in coffins. This is what you voted for. All of it.
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Senile Satan: โIโm not signing any more bills.โ
Everyone: โNo one cares, Grandpa.โ
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I would just add that Trump is a wretched child raping arch criminal.
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My cat sleeps all day and then keeps me awake all night so this gave me a good laugh.
Credit - @dagnylill on Instagram
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Cranky-faced calico cat on a pink blanket. The wall behind her is also painted pink. It's my wife's favorite color.
Porchsia is not amused by the neighbor's barking dog.
(Her name is spelled that way cause she was porch-cat before she became ours and a house-cat. )
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Donot distorb !
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Whiskers Wednesday, and Dennis enjoying his neck being stroked! #cats #whiskerswednesday
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Mine #WhiskersWednesday good nite to you all. Hope you have sweetest dreams & peaceful sleep. Family sends hugs & extra love ๐ค๐๐ค
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Another hush money payment.
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So proud of you, GONZO ๐งก๐๐งก
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Orange and white cat, 100% good
Behaviores Report: 100% goode!
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โNot Like Usโ cover art with red sex offender pins positioned on a building.
The partially-demolished White House (which belongs to the American people and not to any president), with a red pin indicating the presence of a sex offender in the building.
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Trumps resume`
Pedophile
Rapist
Bully
Liar
Cheat
Adulterer
Convicted felon
Isn't it weird that the only job he could get with that resume is president.?
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Not like we didn't know though. ๐
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Why donโt their hackers just drop the whole trove of documents and end this misery for all of us?
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"No one man can terrorize a whole nation, unless we are all his accomplices.โ โ Edward R. Murrow
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Leak your copy of the Epstein file, Iran. We would be forever grateful.
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We knowโฆ
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Thanks, we know.
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Not really breaking any news here.
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I hate that I remember this exact quote.
He's been an embarrassment for so so long.
p.s. I love the Bee. ๐
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I have been hearing CULT in trump 2.0 a lot.I am not sure about his first term.The same people in government had steps they could take to keep him in check.Sadly not this time๐คฎ
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Personally I believe every day reporters should only ever ask one question to everyone who is in the administration. Anytime they take questions. Does it turn donald trump on to rape and beat little girls? Never let up and drive them all bat shit crazy
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He spoke with such authority, I think it took rump by surprise.
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