Things that would solve world peace:
1. Elon Musk retires to the Caymans, forever.
2. David Zaslav gets terminated at Warner Bros.
3. College National Championship Games get moved to Saturdays
4. Super Bowl Monday becomes a National Holiday.
Once we’re out of this episode of Idiocricy, it’s going to be really awkward for the career GOPers campaign on “the economy.”
Oh give it a rest, Jim.
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Alright chat I’m back from a hiatus. What’d I miss? Did we solve World Peace yet? Tell me we at least revealed who the next Kang the Conqueror is😭🙏🏾
Top 3 “Can Do No Wrong” Cults in America:
-MAGA
-Swifties
-Michigan
The infuriating thing about the Red Wings fan base is half of them always come up with past excuses to save their idol Stevie Y. We get it, the Wings did dumb things a few years ago. That doesn’t mean you get to continue doing dumb things.
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Dammit, now I have to watch Anora bc the Academy says so. #oscars
Oh I believe it; I just think she’s transcended her Avengers role at the moment.
Lol I haven’t watched Mainstream media since October. Greatest decision of my life.
My current lineups:
Avengers:
Sam Wilson
Captain Marvel
Clint Barton
Ant-Man, Wasp
Thor
War Machine
Spider-Man
Dr. Strange
Hulk
Young Avengers:
Kate Bishop
Yelena Belova
Shang-Chi
Kamala Kahn
Iron Heart
America Chavez
Cassandra Lang
Shuri
Part-Time:
She-Hulk
Daredevil
Moon Knight
Falcon
Echo
Wong
Well, with Kathleen Kennedy stepping down at Lucasfilm at the end of the year, I have so many mixed emotions. Like she is truly one of the giants of Hollywood and her impact will last forever.
But damn those sequel Star Wars movies😭💀💀
Yooo sounds like heat
Beekeeper Part 2 lol
There’s always some idiot who ruins the PGA golf Parlay🙄
Justice League the Animated series is perfection. Every time I watch it, it gets better. The writers nailed the characters.👏🏾
Travis was to Sanders what Marv was to McCord.
“f it he down there somewhere.”
What in the North Korea is this
What’s tomorrow’s distraction?
I’d agree, but then again it’s been proven time and again that the average American is a fucking idiot so idk.
Elon Musk needs to be tried and convicted for Treason when this is all over. The paper trail is probably light years long.
Red Gold Green!
I don’t know how Merrick Garland will ever be able to show his face again in public.
They freed my boy Aaron Glenn🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
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Things I love to complain about when I’m drunk:
- Jordan Spieth
- Max Verstappen
- The WNBA (as an organization)
- The Cowboys
- The Chiefs
- Brad Ausmus (specifically, the 2014 Detroit Tigers)
- Kerry Coombs
This is so facts bc as a country music lover myself (amongst everything else lmao), it’s become as formulaic as ever and is teetering on boring.
