This can be a solution
This can be a solution
holy shit you guys is there an in-depth article about a fascist I could somehow read, has anyone done this, are there by any chance fifty thousand profiles of nazis by mainstream journalists about how fascinating nazis are
The Environment: weird niche issue for nerds and hippies, who cares
The Economy: very important, everyone believes in Economy, the very real science of why you have to work forever for a faraway man in a house made of gold
Persian Achaemenid Rhyton
a drinking vessel
6th-5th century BCE
Lapis lazuli and gold
Abegg-Stiftung Foundation, Switzerland
we traded freedom and an intact biosphere for toxic waste, constant war and online gambling apps
ten thousand years ago our ancestors had no idea what oil was, they ate fruit off trees for free and slept where they wanted, if you told them how we lived now they would think you were insane and they wouldnβt be wrong
class consciousness is such a malformed thing in the USA β you can tell by who gets framed as the class enemy through each new round of struggle: in the 2010s it was "the 1%" which was always bad class analysis. now it's the antisemitic dog whistle of "the Epstein class."
JUST SAY THE CAPITALISTS!
not the onion
everyone going βwhatβs the solution to the strait of Hormuzβ and I think it might be to just individually light yourselves on fire
news of this study has been wildly overshadowed by war for control of an oil-rich area of the planet which has set a ton of that oil on fire
[very democrat voice] hold on, are these people being massacred according to the proper procedure, are these atrocities wasting Taxpayer Dollars
America is dying a slow death and thatβs wrong, make it go faster, pull the plug on this fucker already, put America out of its misery and everybody elseβs
Epoch Newsroom Doctors Warn of a Silent Decline in Men Mar 8 Your phone, your food, and your shower
There are fewer men in my phone... my food... my showers...
The honest choice as a civilization is to murder everyone who judges human behavior in terms of βcringeβ sorry if this offends
A YouTube thumbnail depicting a monstrous and dead-eyed Mr. Beast, mouth wide, in front of the strait of Hormuz. SURVIVING HORMUZ CHALLENGE! WHO MAKES IT THROUGH WINS BIG $1,000,000 PRIZE!
free as a bird
[with the angel of history as he sees one single catastrophe piling up wreckage at his feet but I keep staring at my phone] this is just like the part in Dune where the Dune guys donβt like the computers in Dune, this is like the thing in Baby Star Wars where Baby Darth Vader makes Baby C-3PO
There was a goat bleating in the hills for a good ten minutes and now a small baby is crying. I can only assume Baphomet has finally been reborn
horseshoe theory but for racing towards the apocalypse
1970s: end nuclear power, ban the bomb
2026: bombs for everyone actually, bombs everywhere, the only way to stop a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke
awesome to see a significant and growing section of the left embracing the idea that every country on earth should have nuclear bombs
He's not of least concern to me......
"I support the war but I don't want boots on the ground, I don't want Our Boys getting hurt"
well that's completely backwards, I'm against the war and I want our boys hurt as soon as humanly possible, deploy them immediately, into an active volcano, or the bottom of the ocean, or the moon
why is anyone still paying attention to the New York times, is it because we have some vague sense that it used to be Important in old timey times, is it the puzzle section, is it the font
close the strait and keep it closed, close all the straits forever, nothing but fish and whales going through for the next ten million years, sounds nice
"oh no they're closing the strait of hormuz"
yeah shit what're we gonna do without that oil, what'll we burn ourselves with now, we'll just have to rub sticks together and jump into them I guess
I would trade every car, every plane, every computer, every dumb piece of tech on earth for like one extra frog
I like how Aragorn has different names for himself in different places in Middle Earth because he bounces checks or something