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listening to birds at the end of the world http://mammothfactory.tumblr.com

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This can be a solution

12.03.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

holy shit you guys is there an in-depth article about a fascist I could somehow read, has anyone done this, are there by any chance fifty thousand profiles of nazis by mainstream journalists about how fascinating nazis are

12.03.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Environment: weird niche issue for nerds and hippies, who cares

The Economy: very important, everyone believes in Economy, the very real science of why you have to work forever for a faraway man in a house made of gold

26.10.2024 17:55 πŸ‘ 86 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Persian Achaemenid Rhyton
a drinking vessel
6th-5th century BCE

Lapis lazuli and gold

Abegg-Stiftung Foundation, Switzerland

12.03.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

we traded freedom and an intact biosphere for toxic waste, constant war and online gambling apps

12.03.2026 17:05 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ten thousand years ago our ancestors had no idea what oil was, they ate fruit off trees for free and slept where they wanted, if you told them how we lived now they would think you were insane and they wouldn’t be wrong

12.03.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

class consciousness is such a malformed thing in the USA – you can tell by who gets framed as the class enemy through each new round of struggle: in the 2010s it was "the 1%" which was always bad class analysis. now it's the antisemitic dog whistle of "the Epstein class."

JUST SAY THE CAPITALISTS!

12.03.2026 14:51 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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not the onion

12.03.2026 11:28 πŸ‘ 2551 πŸ” 493 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 44

everyone going β€œwhat’s the solution to the strait of Hormuz” and I think it might be to just individually light yourselves on fire

12.03.2026 13:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Humanity heating planet faster than ever before, study finds Researchers identify sharp rise to about 0.35C every decade, after excluding natural fluctuations such as El NiΓ±o

news of this study has been wildly overshadowed by war for control of an oil-rich area of the planet which has set a ton of that oil on fire

12.03.2026 12:38 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

[very democrat voice] hold on, are these people being massacred according to the proper procedure, are these atrocities wasting Taxpayer Dollars

12.03.2026 12:30 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

America is dying a slow death and that’s wrong, make it go faster, pull the plug on this fucker already, put America out of its misery and everybody else’s

17.04.2025 21:53 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Epoch Newsroom Doctors Warn of a Silent Decline in Men

Mar 8

Your phone, your food, and your shower

Epoch Newsroom Doctors Warn of a Silent Decline in Men Mar 8 Your phone, your food, and your shower

There are fewer men in my phone... my food... my showers...

11.03.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 66 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

The honest choice as a civilization is to murder everyone who judges human behavior in terms of β€œcringe” sorry if this offends

11.03.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A YouTube thumbnail depicting a monstrous and dead-eyed Mr. Beast, mouth wide, in front of the strait of Hormuz. 

SURVIVING HORMUZ CHALLENGE!
WHO MAKES IT THROUGH WINS BIG

$1,000,000 PRIZE!

A YouTube thumbnail depicting a monstrous and dead-eyed Mr. Beast, mouth wide, in front of the strait of Hormuz. SURVIVING HORMUZ CHALLENGE! WHO MAKES IT THROUGH WINS BIG $1,000,000 PRIZE!

11.03.2026 18:02 πŸ‘ 3176 πŸ” 669 πŸ’¬ 47 πŸ“Œ 28
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free as a bird

26.12.2024 16:55 πŸ‘ 81 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

[with the angel of history as he sees one single catastrophe piling up wreckage at his feet but I keep staring at my phone] this is just like the part in Dune where the Dune guys don’t like the computers in Dune, this is like the thing in Baby Star Wars where Baby Darth Vader makes Baby C-3PO

11.03.2026 16:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There was a goat bleating in the hills for a good ten minutes and now a small baby is crying. I can only assume Baphomet has finally been reborn

11.03.2026 12:09 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

horseshoe theory but for racing towards the apocalypse

11.03.2026 12:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

1970s: end nuclear power, ban the bomb

2026: bombs for everyone actually, bombs everywhere, the only way to stop a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke

11.03.2026 12:47 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

awesome to see a significant and growing section of the left embracing the idea that every country on earth should have nuclear bombs

11.03.2026 12:45 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 18:04 πŸ‘ 145 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

He's not of least concern to me......

10.03.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 114 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

"I support the war but I don't want boots on the ground, I don't want Our Boys getting hurt"

well that's completely backwards, I'm against the war and I want our boys hurt as soon as humanly possible, deploy them immediately, into an active volcano, or the bottom of the ocean, or the moon

11.03.2026 00:39 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

why is anyone still paying attention to the New York times, is it because we have some vague sense that it used to be Important in old timey times, is it the puzzle section, is it the font

16.06.2025 14:43 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

close the strait and keep it closed, close all the straits forever, nothing but fish and whales going through for the next ten million years, sounds nice

28.02.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"oh no they're closing the strait of hormuz"

yeah shit what're we gonna do without that oil, what'll we burn ourselves with now, we'll just have to rub sticks together and jump into them I guess

28.02.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

I would trade every car, every plane, every computer, every dumb piece of tech on earth for like one extra frog

06.02.2026 14:29 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I like how Aragorn has different names for himself in different places in Middle Earth because he bounces checks or something

10.03.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 2374 πŸ” 257 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 8