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Electric dragon, physicist, writer He/Him

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Other than having a meme psychosis morning, been working on a sequel to a novel (which isn't published yet). Tis Furries... in.... Spaaaaaaaacccccceeeeeeeeeee! and the like.

12.03.2026 13:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Yoda. Why did you strike my son?"

"Stole John Wick's car and killed his dog, he did."

"Oh."

12.03.2026 13:43 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All good! The more the merrier I say.

12.03.2026 13:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You've improved it!

12.03.2026 13:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
12.03.2026 13:32 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
The logical conclusion, just cut along the dotted line and move the land - can even this be a solution?

The logical conclusion, just cut along the dotted line and move the land - can even this be a solution?

12.03.2026 13:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Here's your chance to do it! I got one more in me then need to get food.

12.03.2026 13:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Can dead Peter Griffin be a solution?

Can dead Peter Griffin be a solution?

Can I be stopped?!? (probably, I gotta like, do stuff after all)

12.03.2026 13:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Silly walk to Muscat - Can this be a solution?

Silly walk to Muscat - Can this be a solution?

And another! Why not just (silly) walk?

12.03.2026 13:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A map of the Strait of Hormuz, proposing transporting oil using the Stargate

A map of the Strait of Hormuz, proposing transporting oil using the Stargate

12.03.2026 13:08 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Just use nether portals to get from UAE to Oman with the oil! Can this be a solution?

Just use nether portals to get from UAE to Oman with the oil! Can this be a solution?

Maybe another...

12.03.2026 13:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Donkey Kong solves the strait of hormuz - Can this be a solution?

Donkey Kong solves the strait of hormuz - Can this be a solution?

And of course, with one inspiration comes another!

12.03.2026 13:05 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Mario uses a warp pipe to avoid the strait of hormuz.

Mario uses a warp pipe to avoid the strait of hormuz.

And my contribution:

12.03.2026 12:58 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Here's a 'blank' version. Add your own silly means of moving oil today!

12.03.2026 12:52 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
12.03.2026 09:23 πŸ‘ 383 πŸ” 101 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2

really need "Can this be a solution?" as a new meme format.

12.03.2026 11:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

"This place looks like a war zone. Lots of dead Jedi... think a Sith did this?"
"No, it was one man the Jedi should have let be. The Jedi survived order 66 but they will not survive this."

12.03.2026 10:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

But I'm tired of thinking, I want to go back to bed.

12.03.2026 10:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The trans NB employee fired by Chili's for being trans worked at their Rosemont, IL location. For all the furries out there, this is across I-90 from MFF

Y'all might want to avoid Chili's & Maggiano's, especially when MFF rolls around later in the year. I'm sure there's better places to eat out at

11.03.2026 23:32 πŸ‘ 1552 πŸ” 1042 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 16

Unlock for a minute, reply to any messages you have with 'talk to me on bluesky' and nothing else, then relock?

12.03.2026 10:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm going to go with 2-a: A deep lore cut but not from the rest of official Star Wars, any books, video games, expanded universe material of any kind, but from a work of parody.

Aka: His name will be Oobedoob Scooby-Dooby Benubi, the man with the silliest name in the galaxy.

12.03.2026 08:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The image is a six panel black and white comic. 

Panel 1- A person stands, back to us. Someone off screen yells, "TEACHER!!"

Panel 2- A kid behind the teacher points off screen, saying, "Kevin threw a rock at my head!" 

Panel 3- The teacher bends down to talk to the child, saying, "Aw, he's just doing that because he likes you!"

Panel 4- The kid once again points off screen, bewildered, saying "But he- Wh-"

Panel 5- The child stares at the teach in silence.

Panel 6- The child, now completely flabbergasted, says "That is insane."

The image is a six panel black and white comic. Panel 1- A person stands, back to us. Someone off screen yells, "TEACHER!!" Panel 2- A kid behind the teacher points off screen, saying, "Kevin threw a rock at my head!" Panel 3- The teacher bends down to talk to the child, saying, "Aw, he's just doing that because he likes you!" Panel 4- The kid once again points off screen, bewildered, saying "But he- Wh-" Panel 5- The child stares at the teach in silence. Panel 6- The child, now completely flabbergasted, says "That is insane."

11.03.2026 20:40 πŸ‘ 2037 πŸ” 382 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 6

That's what my sister does for random meetings. If you need more options, I can send her your way.

12.03.2026 04:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dang. :-(

Thankfully most tree removal services are not too expensive, but still, not something one ever wants to have to deal with.

11.03.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œNow’s the time to gaslight them into thinking that democracy is a right-wing project, podcaster reveals during livestream. www.hatecomestomainstreet.com/p/when-chris...

11.03.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 617 πŸ” 237 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 9

Have we got a podcast for you...

05.03.2026 20:37 πŸ‘ 92 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Four images of lightning storms with various colors. Purple, Blue, Orange, Pink, Yellow, and Cyan.

Four images of lightning storms with various colors. Purple, Blue, Orange, Pink, Yellow, and Cyan.

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Do i dream of electric sheep?

No, I dream of electric skies. Lightning storms and Thunderbolts exploding like fireworks.

11.03.2026 11:16 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, I might be a zainy person, but at least I put my mania to good use!

Science!

11.03.2026 07:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Man.

The world fucking is on fire.

So go be as corny and cringe as you wanna be without hurting people.

Live whats left of your only life.

If you can’t be free in your body at least go be free in your mind and soul.

Fuck the haters.

10.03.2026 00:42 πŸ‘ 4085 πŸ” 1390 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 20

I think I'm doing well in confusing corporate systems. I'm getting way more spanish language ads of late. I don't speak spanish.

10.03.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0