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@kaptnkey

Absolute buffoon of a human 😹

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Love all my online friends thank you for all existing I hope your life is filled with love n light

26.02.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

God I love perfect angel

26.02.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Diving in before dipping a toe… classic

06.02.2026 00:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As an ugly brother from the south side I know if a girl likes me

27.01.2026 14:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Shut up Liz you’re goated

26.01.2026 00:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Beautiful Latina save me

26.01.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love those things too omg!! We are twins I’m just darker than you

23.01.2026 12:53 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I get online for perfect angel and pokemon then I leave it’s just that simple

23.01.2026 01:45 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Borderline schizo sorta fine tits tho

22.01.2026 11:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We getting rejected all 2026 send me the hottest girl im shooting my shot πŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈ

13.01.2026 01:16 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

JAY NOT THAT

05.01.2026 23:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was talm about them balls 😭😭

05.01.2026 13:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh? I could have sworn… nvm

05.01.2026 13:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Definitely that slippery

05.01.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You’re the only gay man I know who likes football

05.01.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I need her so bad

05.01.2026 00:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.01.2026 00:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Even if you have to use these apps please limit how much money you give through the app so it actually touches the drivers hands.

04.01.2026 16:21 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Not many people will see this but I wanted to share this post. Shits insane how terrible the world is man.

04.01.2026 16:21 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I must post my thoughts every 5 seconds or I feel like I dont exist

25.12.2025 00:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Latina of my dreams won’t find me until I get a shiny living pokemon dex

22.12.2025 21:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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HE IS SUMMFUCKYO HUGE

22.12.2025 00:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gard just negated like the first 3 dlc bosses and she carried through base it’s insane how diantha gardevoir is nothing like the one we use in game shes such a killer mon. But rn im catching up on all my side missions i rushed past to get all 8 berry slots unlocked for shiny hunts.

22.12.2025 00:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For now tho my team is all done gard is such a cheat against most mons I had to keep her around

22.12.2025 00:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It reminds me of that episode of when ash left his charizard to train with the others and they like towered over him lmao

22.12.2025 00:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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My charizard is gonna look comically huge bro charmander is looking crazy

22.12.2025 00:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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HES SUCH A BIG LIL GUY!!!! New team is coming along nicely

21.12.2025 18:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

FINE LEXI YOU WIN BUT STILL THAT IS INSANE

20.12.2025 19:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

😭😭 I will fucking get you one if I need to bro Benching or any of this without an 8bitdo is hell on earth

20.12.2025 19:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I love her so much

20.12.2025 18:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0