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@kellyfakename

i like buffalo sports and sometimes the ny rangers. always rooting for fellow redheads. i don't know.

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brandon beane bowed his head solemnly and called into WGR: "theres actually zero difference between trey hedrickson and bradley chubb. you imbecile. you fucking moron"

11.03.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this little anthropomorphic pizza would be hung up in niagara square mussolini-style if he ever stepped foot in buffalo

11.03.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the buffalo sabres may never lose again

11.03.2026 01:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

they're calling it the jack quinn game

11.03.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

BRING BACK THE KEYBANK SMOKING SECTION

11.03.2026 01:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

nice to see they're still the buffalo sabres

08.03.2026 23:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

logan stanley is very tall

08.03.2026 23:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

everyone at the bar is clapping for the sabres

08.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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everyone in the box

08.03.2026 22:43 πŸ‘ 171 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 18

least insane sabres game

08.03.2026 22:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

sabres

08.03.2026 03:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

more than 3/4ths through the season and they are in first. they were at the bottom of the league in december. it's unbelievable

08.03.2026 02:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the buffalo hockey sabres

08.03.2026 02:03 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hot take (?): this is the best weezer song period

07.03.2026 03:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So Philip Glass just joined TikTok. He only has like 4 posts and they’re simply him in what I assume is his living room playing the piano. First comment on one I saw was β€œyour piano is too close to the fireplace, you’ll dry it out” and if that’s not the internet in a nutshell I don’t know what is.

06.03.2026 03:10 πŸ‘ 4524 πŸ” 849 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 57

my girlfriend is gonna lose her mind when she sees runescape is nominated

05.03.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Black crowned night heron in  a Humboldt penguin exhibit

Black crowned night heron in a Humboldt penguin exhibit

bro thinks he's on the team πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­

04.03.2026 15:04 πŸ‘ 1028 πŸ” 178 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 15

rumors are swirling of robert thomas going to the buffalo sabres but yeah otherwise it feels like there's not much out there

03.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

can't stop thinking about how we're all gonna die at our stupid jobs that hate us instead of spending the end of days with the people we love and getting the most out of the few years we have left before everything is completely destroyed

02.03.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

world is slowly marching towards total destruction and we're still going to work like everything is normal! what the fuck!

02.03.2026 17:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i just feel so fucking sad and stupid sitting at a fucking desk like a moron

02.03.2026 17:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i am willing to contribute five american dollars so that you can fulfill this dream

02.03.2026 03:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the coolest part is that everyone is gonna go to work on monday like nothing has changed and nothing can be done

28.02.2026 14:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

sabres

28.02.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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lastly, i came up with a joke i would normally post but just wrote down in my notes app instead. its like a 7/10 imo, could use workshop time. anyway that’s all i’ve been up to this week, see you in 7 days

27.02.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 53 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

wow

27.02.2026 14:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"ten generations of pokemon" and "fifty seasons of survivor" are both sentences designed to make me feel way older than i actually am

27.02.2026 14:39 πŸ‘ 1418 πŸ” 136 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 2
it's a shimmery pink top with the Jets logo in the front and "Rodgers 8" in the back

it's a shimmery pink top with the Jets logo in the front and "Rodgers 8" in the back

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I found it: the absolute worst item of licensed apparel ever created

27.02.2026 02:15 πŸ‘ 467 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 5

(looking out the window at fascists goose-stepping down my block) hmm not sure which subscription to cancel over this one

26.02.2026 23:58 πŸ‘ 695 πŸ” 90 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1