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working on a theory that the pokemon company timed their release of pokopia to a moment of crisis. from which we can infer that the pokemon company is complicit in an illegal war in the middle east

05.03.2026 23:04 πŸ‘ 167 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

ECONOMY: SHAMBLES
OIL: $300 PER BARREL
COUNTRY: ON FIRE
REPUBLICANS: Hey man can i look in your child's pants? Just for a second man is it cool if i inspect your child's genitals. Just a quick little look man it's totally cool i just need to make sure you're not doing crimes. Just a quick touch man-

10.03.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 1040 πŸ” 279 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 1

When retail books price bets that have a 5% chance of hitting as if they have a 10% of hitting, they're ensuring they make a profit even if you're the absolute smartest parlay player on planet earth. It is literally rigged. Please tell everyone you know who plays parlays that it is literally rigged.

10.03.2026 16:34 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

I tried to explain to my cousins who are addicted to parlays why the math ensures that they cannot win over time even if they are the best parlay players in the entire world. They acknowledged I was correct and then put $100 on a random array of football games anyway. This is also how drugs work.

10.03.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 578 πŸ” 92 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 15

Adam has been an awesome trainer. Understanding of when health goes to heck, always willing to work with me and getting me to my goal of swole

09.03.2026 20:46 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The part of me that is engrossed in the story hates that one episode of Paradise drops a week, but the rest of me begrudgingly acknowledges that my nervous system would not allow me to binge it anyway

09.03.2026 23:28 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Cis people need to pay attention to the way they communicate this. They freely admit that after all of their research, they came up with zero evidence that HRT was harmful.

Then they banned it anyway, claiming their inability to find a reason is a reason in of itself.

09.03.2026 11:45 πŸ‘ 3269 πŸ” 1576 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 34
The VFX School β€” VFX Campus

you wanna learn VFX?

The VFX school is closing. All their shit is free. Torrent files and everything

grab it while you can

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09.03.2026 02:10 πŸ‘ 936 πŸ” 810 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 5

There is something deeply funny seeing racist dipshits who try to say there is no meaningful cultural difference between cultures in Africa or Asia turn around and crush down European cultures the same way. "English, Welsh, Scots and Irish people are basically the same" buddy there have been wars.

09.03.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 810 πŸ” 97 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 6

you don’t hate rich people enough

09.03.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 2250 πŸ” 609 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the level of burnout I’m at

09.03.2026 21:00 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m exhausted and I’m not even in the land of Daylight Savings (UK doesn’t do it for a couple more weeks)

09.03.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 13:42 πŸ‘ 130 πŸ” 72 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 8
The dignity fund

The dignity fund

So we are trying this

The dignity fund… where i take your 🫡🏿 money and wash people’s clothes

09.03.2026 13:37 πŸ‘ 249 πŸ” 80 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 6
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08.03.2026 21:39 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 6

there's an ongoing global tragedy causing everyone to stay in. there's a new cozy game on the switch.

close enough, welcome back animal crossing 2020

09.03.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The NHS has now stopped all medication - puberty blockers and hormones - for trans minors. For most, unless they get drugs from other sources, this means a lifetime, in an increasingly violent and transphobic society, unable to pass. Under Wes Streeting NHS policy is harm and death for trans people.

09.03.2026 07:08 πŸ‘ 520 πŸ” 191 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 21

My latest video broke containment, so there are people in my comments losing their goddamned minds because I casually used the phrase β€œlate stage capitalism” in my intro. Genuinely did not know that was like a sleeper activation phrase for some of the dumbest people alive

09.03.2026 08:06 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is honestly so relatable

09.03.2026 08:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah my thought on this is almost exclusively related to listening thoughtfully to the binary-aligned trans people I love who feel passionately about their gender, align with it intensely and don’t love the gender abolition rhetoric. I don’t want them to lose anything. That’s all

09.03.2026 08:01 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I love chances to advocate for Adam! They met me where I was at, took into consideration all of my goals, worked to build a training plan that pushed me in all the right ways, and most importantly, demystified strength training in a way that permanently changed how I think about my body.

08.03.2026 21:51 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I don't wish we could abolish gender, I just wish it were less an identity and more of a hobby. So you'd get people who are like "Oh yeah, l'm a woman when I have the time," or "I'm a man but I'm not very good at it yet" along with the CrossFit gender types who are SUPER INTO IT

Elizabeth Sampat @twoscooters Follow I don't wish we could abolish gender, I just wish it were less an identity and more of a hobby. So you'd get people who are like "Oh yeah, l'm a woman when I have the time," or "I'm a man but I'm not very good at it yet" along with the CrossFit gender types who are SUPER INTO IT

A friend just saw this in the wild and you know what? I stand by it

08.03.2026 22:30 πŸ‘ 1218 πŸ” 309 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 24
A creep shot of a guy in a striped shirt reading the printed out Wikipedia entry on Hadestown while waiting in queue. Bro has stapled it and everything

A creep shot of a guy in a striped shirt reading the printed out Wikipedia entry on Hadestown while waiting in queue. Bro has stapled it and everything

Shout out to this guy in line to see Hadestown who has printed out the Wikipedia entry on Hadestown and is reading it while he waits

25.08.2024 13:16 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

"I’ll leave for later why reporters didn’t fact-check - there’s an ugly story there too."

"Did you know that Graham Platner was Ryan Grim's bartender back at the Tune Inn on Capitol Hill, a fact that Ryan Grim acknowledged on X?"

"from start to finish, British class discourse has nothing on this"

06.03.2026 20:34 πŸ‘ 89 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Let’s talk about Graham Platner’s Big Lie, finally. In 2009, at the height of the Gulf War, the Marines barred him from active duty. Platner claims it was his forearm tattoos. But his one forbidden tattoo was the Nazi symbol on his chest. He knew - and he left the Marines rather than give it up. 1/

06.03.2026 14:26 πŸ‘ 4186 πŸ” 1751 πŸ’¬ 134 πŸ“Œ 561

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06.03.2026 14:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That was just my mother. You met her

06.03.2026 07:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There were like two or three good ideas that weren’t worth all the rapey whorephobic whedon weirdness, it’s a rare example of an influential piece of media where both its inspirations and the things inspired by it surpass the thing itself

05.03.2026 23:26 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

The world does not need more Firefly and I’m honestly not convinced it needs the amount of Firefly it already has

05.03.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0